death tribble Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Legend tells of a frat party of outstanding awesomeness that took place over a warm spring evening in days of yore. It is commonly attributed to tkdguy as the organiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Legend tells of a frat party of outstanding awesomeness that took place over a warm spring evening in days of yore. It is commonly attributed to tkdguy as the organiser. As much as I'd like to take credit for that, the real mover and shaker was death tribble's evil twin, who never actually existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy taught Bruce Lee a move or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was buried with full military honours after the battle of Wagram which was quite an achievement as he had yet to be born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is the evil duke in Thurber's The 13 Clocks, but for commercial sales reasons Thurber changed the name to one more commonly found in fantastical writing. He also changed the niece's name from Gillian to Saralinda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer caused Dalí's clocks to melt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus created Mightybec after a thunderous hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble prefers to drink his cheap absinthe-jet-fuel-and-battery-acid cocktails from the finest Baccarat crystal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once beaten to death with a raw haddock but he got better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble knows where the plug to the Atlantic lies hidden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus mapped the World in 1403 but could not get a decent publisher. He sold the idea years later to a few guys called Da Gama, Magellan and Drake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is under a restraining order not to distribute pamphlets extolling the virtues of phlogiston chemistry in Hyde Park. The pamphlet's five-word title of which "valence electron" make the 3rd and 4th and the other three words are unprintable, got him in hot water with the education establishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer blew up Miami to save it from hurricanes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie once took Sirius for its walkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was sentenced to 1000 years hard labour for mocking King Harold of Britain in 1066. He had to serve out the entire sentence with no parole and no time off for good behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbdaury Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is the remnants of the three headed dog Cerebrus after Chuck Norris kicked it through the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above snapt was cowed into submission by the ghost of Skippy the Bush kangaroo who was not amused by his antics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Gatorade was originally sold under the more accurate but less appetizing label "Death Tribble Snot". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once got funding from the Department of Defence for a personal mobility device for troops to get into action, ie a pogo stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once got funding from the Department of Defence for a personal mobility device for troops to get into action' date=' ie a pogo stick.[/quote'] Dude, have you ever seen the damage done by a man with a broadsword mounted on a pogo stick? Utterly terrifying. The Pogo Stickers were an elite arm. The problem is that pogo sticks don't do NOE very well, so they suffered the same fate as horse cavalry in WW1: massed machine-gun fire slaughtered them. Death tribble belonged to another now-obsolete elite arm: He was Regimental Sergeant Major for the King's Own Yorkshire Unicycle Lancers. From high ground, they were just death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was donated his organs to the hospital but they were returned as the mouth organ was the wrong key, the church organ was too big and the Hammond organ was a health and safety hazard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble formulated a fully rigorous refutation of Descartes' cogito ergo sum, but held back from publishing it at the last moment when he realized it would trigger the nonexistence of the Universe as we know it. Supposedly he published it anagrammatically, in the form "Hastur hastur hastur." No one has deciphered that yet, because he's been tight-lipped about what language the original is in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was one of the Chippendale strippers but remains tightlipped about who, when and where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble was part of Blue Man Group until he found out he had a green thumb and quit to become a gardener. While the tribble was tickled pink, the group saw red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy spent 30 years as a chest of drawers. Why is anyone's guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.