Narratio Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above See, this was me, once again following one of dt's suggested "good ideas". death tribble's venture into Florida amusement parks had just failed spectacularly after the incident with a party of school kids and the opening of he "Florida 'Gator Petting Zoo". He sold the whole thing, including Polan Rigelcy and his tank, to me for $57.40 in loose change and a one way bus ticket to Alaska. One heck of a salesman is that death tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is rumoured to be one of Marilyn Monroe's secret lovers and was thus almost hunted to death by J Edgar Hoover's FBI Kennedy cover up squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble thinks he would get more girls if he could purr as well as trill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty prowls the rooftops at night, an avenger, a justice bringer, a petter of cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hermit was once found tied to the hood of a '58 Chevy being driven from Charlottesville, Indiana to Prudhoe Bay, Alaska. He's yet to explain why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio barked at the moon. Keith Moon that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble's smoke of choice is an HP-33s calculator wrapped in dried Eastern White Pine needles, with a coil of magnesium ribbon to ensure it stays hot enough for the calculator to burn smoothly. He actually prefers the really old HP-65, but there are so few of those around any more that he saves them for really special occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Once, when Cancer was just a nasty skin rash, he got involved in a bout of fisticuffs with Louis Pasteur, whuuped him pretty bad too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was caught in a trap, couldn't walk out because he loved Blaby too much. He could not go on due to Suspicious Mimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above His tribble eyes sparkle, his lips - ruby blue - never speak a sound. He's... oh so gay, with his tribble demands, you can't run around. And his view of society screws up my mind like he`ll never know. That's the tribble alright. (Nice Elvis riff - I owe you rep!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once consulted by J Edgar Hoover about whether Hermit's fence sitting was a threat to the nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is better known around these parts as Mr. Reggae-Busdrivah-Mon, Omar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has been cited for misdemeanor infractions of using voles as blackboard erasers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was cited for using blackboard erasors as voles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Several voles have brought a law suit against death tribble. Something about they enjoy being rubbed vigorously against slate and he's stopping this... I just don't understand the modern world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once an aspiring musician. His biggest dream was to join a heavy metal band. He took music lessons and learned to play several instruments. Unfortunately, not many heavy metal bands offered to let him join when they found out his instruments of choice were the harmonica, tambourine, and ukulele. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Now it can be told. tkdguy is not Tae Kwan Do Guy but is actually Technical Kettle Drum guy. He is the go to guy when an orchestra has a problem with their kettle drums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above When it comes to tambourines, death tribble is your go to guy! Just stand up and call "Hey! Mr.Tambourine man, play a song for me!" and get out of his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented the steam powered deck of cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The most notable of death tribble's inventions is the solar-powered flashlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Russia did not exist until tkdguy rewrote history to include it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Stone of Scone disappeared mysteriously during the tribble's tea break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The power of love exists due to a bet between L Marcus and Der Roter Baron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble was once the front man for Right Said Fred, but he was fired for being too sexy for the band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus travelled back in time and became a student of Miyamoto Musashi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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