Narratio Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Several noted physicists, upon seeing Marcus tap dance, have declared both him and the act of tap dancing to violate the first 2 laws of thermodynamics, Boyles law, the von Klitzing constant and possibly the molar-Planck constant, although they'd have to study that one. Anyway, because of this he was declared an anomalous data point which could be safely ignored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio's law. Whenever II don't want to go somewhere there I am sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember how, in chemistry class, the teachers always used to involve us in practical lessons. In one of them the tribble was attached to a Vandergraaf generator and had a billion volts shot through him. Oh, how we all laughed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above But the janitors hated it, since they had to clean up the mess in the evening. And for that they cursed Narratio and his classmates. If they are ever struck with an ammonia-socked wet mop, they will be transformed into messy stinking hairballs themselves. Most of the class hasn't learned the specifics of the curse yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer tiptoed through the tulips but always and I mean always drives a bulldozer through the roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam. A windmill with mouse in and always carousing. He sang every morning, "How lucky I am! Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!" And then the death tribble moved in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Green Door what's that secret you are keeping ? Narratio's translation of Hansard reports from 1776 to 1850. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble can solve partial differential equations in his head. Only 20% of the time are his answers right, but that's still impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above C.A.N.C.E.R. actually stands for Cybernetic Armed for Nullification of Criminal Endeavors and Rioting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I see a red door and I want it painted black, no colors anymore I want them to turn black, and quickly darn it! At least, that's what I think I heard Hermit muttering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is banned from Belgium under the treaty of Luxembourg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hark, hark! The dogs do bark! The Duke is fond of tribbles! He likes to set their guts on fire And serve them up as kibbles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once had a torrid affair with Lady Bird Johnson while her husband was President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The real reason why Lyndon B. Johnson and his wife Lady Bird Johnson share the same initials has a lot to do with death tribble and a small packet of letters recieved by him in the late 1890's. Can't say more, he might be listening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio travelled the States shooting people and saying NAH won't work until one day in a small town in Nevada he finally said Yes this will work and shot a man just to see him die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above When the Pope has a problem, whoes he gonna' call? death tribble, that's who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Germans have a grudge against Narratio following his sponsorship of Let's Make The Germans wear Silly Trousers and Slap Their Legs and then Douse them in Custard Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you even THINK the phrase "curried Tribble with mango chutney", you will receive a reflexive telekinetic whack on the kneecaps from DT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer did something torrid on the Hubble telescope before it was launched but no-one knows what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was once suggested that the UN initiate a captive breeding program for the death tribble so as to save the species, of which he's the only known member... Obviously this failed due to certain logistical if not topological problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is hunted by Great White Sharks and Killer Whales after the infamous Thailand water skiing behind dangerous aquatic life incident of 2002. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trapping tribbles is easy. A Gillian Anderson poster on side of the cage, and a monitor and DVD player with more of her material. For a distant lure, a tape loop with a few soundbites of hers. If you're an attentive hunter you probably don't even need to spring-load the trap door. Now, why you'd want to trap them is another question, because those traps like glue traps, single-use only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember Cancer one confiding to me that his first love was a one legged Bulgarian horse blanket weaver who was tragically killed in a freak pogostick accident early in the summer of 1967. He told me that, even after all these years, he gets all tearful whenever he sees Clint Eastwoods spaghetti westerns on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is really a Mad Scientist, but hides it well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is using Super Sauce again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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