death tribble Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio ended the seige of Constantinople when he was fired from a cannon headfirst at the gates of the city blowing them apart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above During the Boxer Rebellion it was death tribble who personally ended the seige of Peking by opening a hot noodle stall, thus diverting Chinese rebels at a crucial moment. It can sometimes be seen on late night screenings of '55 days in Peking'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio changed the ending of Gone With The Wind and this print can only be seen on late night screenings that end at 3:00 am precisely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble -- personal muse of Agatha Cristie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus comes from a centuries-long line of war profiteers, gleefully selling implements of destruction to both sides in conflicts innumerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancers family has long been in league with Marcus' clan. His families speciality however is flags. Why else would national navies have both normal flags and war flags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once sued John Lennon after the former stated that his advertising slogan had been misappropriated. The slogan ? 'Give Peas a Chance' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ah yes, I remember it well. That was when I'd just met the death tribble and thought he was on a macrobiotic type vegetarian diet. He told me he couldn't eat meat because he was a Vegan. Funny how I never noticed the space ship in his back yard until too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was Narratio who scored the winning touchdown as St Agnes Cheerleaders beat the Dallas Cowboys 7-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is the all-England Champion of the Battenburg Cake Eating Contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above An old and now almost forgotten unit of measurement in the British isles is the 'Satinkitty'. It was defined as the distance between ones hand and the nearest wafer thin after eight mint. Many dining tables have been modified to ensure that there is between 0.9 and 0.6 satinkitty's from any dining place to the centre of the table... Just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio wrote a song called My Lolth must go on only to have the idea stolen and turned into My Love Must Go On the theme from Titanic. He has not talked about it since due to severe embarrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deatie once stole the Duke of York's tonsils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus invented the sport of gnatpuckey, which involves bouncing a golf ball in a garage with exposed rafters so that it goes off the floor, rattles around in the rafters for a couple of hits, and then drops into a bucket of sand in the middle of the garage floor. It has all the arcane rules of cricket, lasts for days, and you drink beer and eat snacks between bonkos (there's five bonkos to a full match). Never caught on, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It is Cancer's ambition to be the Timothy Leary of his campus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty's sisters; Chiffon, Tule, Denim and Lace once formed an all girl band called 'Material Girls', but Madonna sued. They renamed themselves as 'The Pussycats', but were then sued by both the Pussycat dolls and by Josie and the Pussycats. But it was only when Andrew Lloyd Webber got involved that she finally gave up the idea of a career in musical entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once did a piece of Performance Art called 'Let's kill a lying Politician'. It lasted one performance before the Establishment got wise to him and got him out of the country pdq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above In the Lord of the Rings trilogy nobody ever sees Sauron. Just that big, glaring, flaming eye. That was, of course, death tribble trying to get credits so he could join the actors guild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is stand in for the oh god of hangovers when Bilious wants a vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course it was Marcus who first mixed a Pan Galactic Gargle blaster... the rest is history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio used to date Ozmandius' lynx in highschool before she had all that surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 was a gunner-loader for a 155mm electric bass in the 2891st Marine Field Rock Bombardment battalion at Iwo Jima. Nothing stood up against their power chords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once heard to admit that he rather enjoyed eating quiche, but with horse radish sauce and thus still considered himself manly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above During the last World Exhibition in Paris Narratio terrorised the event by painting mustaches on everyone who did not have one. Women, babies, dogs, cats and even horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie created Allan Moore's beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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