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During the Boxer Rebellion it was death tribble who personally ended the seige of Peking by opening a hot noodle stall, thus diverting Chinese rebels at a crucial moment. It can sometimes be seen on late night screenings of '55 days in Peking'.

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Ah yes, I remember it well.

That was when I'd just met the death tribble and thought he was on a macrobiotic type vegetarian diet. He told me he couldn't eat meat because he was a Vegan. Funny how I never noticed the space ship in his back yard until too late.

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An old and now almost forgotten unit of measurement in the British isles is the 'Satinkitty'. It was defined as the distance between ones hand and the nearest wafer thin after eight mint. Many dining tables have been modified to ensure that there is between 0.9 and 0.6 satinkitty's from any dining place to the centre of the table... Just in case.

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L. Marcus invented the sport of gnatpuckey, which involves bouncing a golf ball in a garage with exposed rafters so that it goes off the floor, rattles around in the rafters for a couple of hits, and then drops into a bucket of sand in the middle of the garage floor. It has all the arcane rules of cricket, lasts for days, and you drink beer and eat snacks between bonkos (there's five bonkos to a full match). Never caught on, though.

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SatinKitty's sisters; Chiffon, Tule, Denim and Lace once formed an all girl band called 'Material Girls', but Madonna sued. They renamed themselves as 'The Pussycats', but were then sued by both the Pussycat dolls and by Josie and the Pussycats.

 

But it was only when Andrew Lloyd Webber got involved that she finally gave up the idea of a career in musical entertainment.

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