L. Marcus Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is in fact an undercover operative for the Galactic Commonwealth, here to vet humanity for a possible offer of membership. Or total annihilation. Sadly, the bar tips more to the latter -- for that I blame Enforcer84, and his damn lack of diplomacy, sobriety, and play pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's a well known fact that E84 used to be an exponent of play pants until L.Marcus threatened him with yet another law suit. I myself am not allowed within 50 feet, two C major nose blows or an unbroken sentence of Marcus. The only reason I'm allowed to post after he does is if I never use the words **********, ****** or ******-*****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has been on a secret mission for the Mexican government which is why he has not posted of late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's a little known fact that death tribble is the founder of the notorious Bolivian seperatist group "Los Cerdos de la Muerte" who some refer to as "Los Puercos de la Muerte" in the USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once, twice, three times a ladle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble was once arrested for lewd conduct after sitting in a park moving his hands in an odd and suggestive fashion. He was doing his physics homework while studying electromagnetism, working through the right-hand rules for figuring out which way magnetic forces are going given directions for the current flow and magnetic field geometry. He also suffered a minor wrist sprain, and it was probably the arm in the sling that got him off with a caution instead of a ten-pound fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once explained Flemings left hand rule to me, but he did it using a waffle iron, two white mice and 16 ounces of nitroglycerine. It all made sense at the time. I couldn't stay to see his demonstration of Kirchoff's laws as I wasn't wearing a rebreather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once conquered the south face of the Chrysler Building using only paper clips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Has anybody else noticed that all the entry way hieroglpyphs in Cheops Pyramid show a picture of death tribble sitting at the left hand of Ra? I wonder what it means... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Oscar statue is based on Narratio after he was retrieved from the Hudson river having been concreted over by 'Lucky' Luciano and 'Bugsy' Segal for wearing a red carnation on a Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hemingway and I were at death tribbles blow out party after he'd finished writing his autobiographical 'The Old Man and the Sea'. Then that pillock Hemingway stole his only copy. Tribble never forgave him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once deafened by Lulu when she did the introduction to 'Shout' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's a little known fact that Jim Morrison actually wrote "I'm a crawling death tribble", but they were in the middle of an argument, so it was changed to "I'm a crawling King Snake' on the first studio take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once spanked on the backside by Fred Astaire but it was just after he had been born Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Once back in the 1850's Death Tribble deflowered every virgin in Alpes-Maritimes on the same night. All three of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer caused the Great Dustbowl, by leaving his tap running for forty years straight. He said the drip soothed his nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus never said anything while it was happening though as he'd started breeding dust devils and need some space ro raise them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio performed the first successful knee transplant on a violin at Carnegie Hall to critical acclaim but public derision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble can assay the quality of mercury ores by taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer would have been named Roger but then his mother noticed that over $40 Billion per year were spent studying Cancer but nothing was being spent on studying Roger. It was a fateful decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once dated the Statue of Liberty and the Statue of Justice at the same time. They were heartbroken when they found out he was two-timing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble was once hired as a model to pose for DaVinci, but got called away to a prior engagement. So, rather than give back the advance, he had his secretary Mona stand in for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented Machine Gun Pogo Polo. Very popular with the Mafia and morticians. Not so with hospitals and the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble drool can erase the data from a DVD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has developed a way of recording mp3 files using his knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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