death tribble Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio also made the Lighthouse of Fairfax. It was a trifle underwhelming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I agree that a little more light than that allowed by birthday cake candles would have made a useful lighthouse. But the idea was good. Anyway, wasn't it yourself who built the Leaning Signpost of Walthamstow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio's project the Colossal Roads had to be abandoned due to failed planning permission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ah, that was because you didn't tell me that there had already been a Collossus of Rhodes and they deemed my project as possibly opening them up for trademark infringement. Although I note you got planning permission for your infamous Great Pyramid of Old Geezer that you built out near your back shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio introduced the en passant pawn capture into chess in order to mimic his own personal real-world tactic of walking innocently past his victim and then throwing a knife between his shoulder blades from behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer spent two years hanging from a clothes line by his toes for charity. He never said which charity, but he made quite a lot of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was Narratio who was responsible for the Hanging Gardens of Baby Lotion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I've told you before, it was a simple spelling mistake that anybody could have made. Anyway, I thought the druids placed restraining orders on you after you unveiled your masterpiece "ClayfiredPotteryHenge"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was Narratio who built the temple of Tortoise at Ephesus. It is on the slowest world tour ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie moonlights as the Queen's clathrine proteines -- she says he does the best endocytosis ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above You know, I could have sworn I saw Marcus selling the Hanging garden plants of Babylon for 1.99 each in east lane market a few weeks back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio kdnapped one of the Gallagher brothers from Oasis to create the Mossy Liam of Hardly Could Care less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above What is this about Deathie not creating the Jonas Brothers from random DNA samples from a WalMart freezer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I heard that it was Marcus who made the Doobie Brothers breakup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio created the Statue of Zaius at Olympia but the Greater London Council made him take it down. Apparantly they don't like Planet of the Apes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble attended the Cattle Call audition for the latest Superman movie, but was disqualified because his American accent wasn't convincing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty is credited with inventing Fembots in order to deflect people from her own looks so she can have a quiet night in now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble can extract a working fountain pen from anyone's left nostril. At times he does this to gross out bank tellers when endorsing checks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is infamous for bring the Statue of Liberty to life, wining her, dining her and leaving her rather dishevelled on Ellis Island the next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble drives like hell through the hills between Aberystwyth and Hereford, trying to hit things so he can bring the roadkill home and eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer needs a guest to take to the Biology Department's Darwin Party, but he doesn't know any Austrolopithici. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty grows moles to implant into people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is breeding a species of concrete mole, planning ultimately to bring down every building in London. After cleaning out the banks' vaults first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer blew up various asteroids in the asteroid belt to sabotage the homeworks of various smart alec students he was teaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble leads an effort in Britain to get a new chivalric order created explicitly for valor in virtual reality settings. He wants it to be called the Order of the Bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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