death tribble Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once confused Scotland with Thailand. As a result the people of Glasgow have put a price on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble is the only person known to wake up left handed, be ambidextrous by lunch time and finish the day right handed. Even he doesn't know why this happens but he's been known to make sarcastic commetns about the people to whom this has never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented Mermaids but not Unicorns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deetee is responsible for the huge manatee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I'm pretty sure that the last time I saw Marcus he was at a protest march outside Stockholm airport. He was waving a "Save the Gay Wales" banner and talking to a smallish plain clothes police office. I was on my way to a Rudyard Kipling Poetry reading and so couldn't stop to chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once waterskied across Sicilly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I'd forgotten about that! The trickiest bit was near Salerno where I almost hit death tribble who was involved in one of his 'Around the World in an Inflatable Nun' events. He did take time to wave at me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was the inspiration for the animations of Monty Python's Flying Circus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus invented Japan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oh yes, those were the days! Of course death tribble was a patent clerk at the time and he ended up misfiling the paperwork. That's why Japan was only officially discovered by the Americans in the 1850's. The tribble still gets calls asking about some of the more obscure wordings on the patent that was issued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once ate a Sumo wrestler. He didn't even make a profit, or anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once successfully impersonated the battleship Tirpitz to commerate the 50th sinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Has anybody apart from me ever seen death tribble renact the Battle of Roarkes Drift? Quite amazing the way he plays all the parts. The sturdy Welsh infantry and the fierce Zulu warriors. Why, to see him charging over a hill while impersonating a 2,000 man Zulu army is something to remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above In 1974, Narratio invented the holiday we now know of as "Christmas" from whole cloth. It was quite a bit of work, fabricating evidence back hundreds of years and altering peoples' memories to make them think we'd always had Christmas. But I think you'll agree that, in the end, it was a practical joke well-played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes Bill was injured in an accident and rebuilt at a cost of $1,061.65. This was the inspiration for the Six Million Dollar Man and was done better by Hollywood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I have a picture of death tribble standing next to what I believe to be the last known Dodo. The picture had arrived inside an Xmas card telling me how he didn't have Turkey for Xmas that year but had found a reasonable substitute. I later asked him what the now extinct brd tasted like. He thought for a while for a while and then said 'Chickenish'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is the hair piece on Walt Disney's frozen head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once ice skated nude across the the Arctic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble took third place in the Sherlock Holmes look alike contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty was the postergirl for SAC in those heady days of Mutual Assured Destruction. It's amazing just how many B-52's had her likeness painted on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio rode Fat Man all the way down, screaming "w00t!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once dived to the bottom of the Indian ocean for a bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above What the death tribble neglects to mention is that he was already down there arranging a long term lease when Marcus clanked down, planted a flag in the middle of the meeting and then zoomed straight back up. The death tribble was devastated when the negotiations were cancelled. He's stayed away from ocean floor property ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio unsuccessfully invaded Portugal in 1790 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oh yeah, now you have to mention this? You had the map as I recall. You told me it would be a really great idea to invade Morrocco and I, silly me, agreed. So there we were, the two of us and 6 pack of Lucozade heading off in a small boat. I drove, you navigated. It took us three months to stop circling the Isle of White as I recall. Hah! A year I spent trying to explain to bunch of Portugeuse functionaries that they were really Morrocans I was taking over the country. What a disaster! All because the death tribble can't actually read maps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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