SatinKitty Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Who knows what Mad Science goes on in Cancer's basement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty once regaled me with a hilarious story about how she once went shopping for a new toothbrush and accidentally bought a 730kVA, 380-415v, 50Hz, diesel generator with a Perkins 4006TAG2A engine and LL7024L alternator (with a 13.6:1 compression ratio) that was NOT compliant with EU Stage II Emission Legislation! Oh! How we laughed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio "goes commando" on festive occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above A figure of L.Marcus was once to be a part of the original monopoly game. Then he became outmoded and was replaced by the little dog just before it entered mass production. It wasn't one of his better years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once dated Joan Collins. To around 10 BC He spent three years in hospital as a result. Joan has a mean left hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was while I was in hospital that death tribble started work as a model for those annoying bouncy things you see stuck to car dashboards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio plans enzyme laborations for fun, without profits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L MArcus dreams of a Genie with a light brown hare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above As a child, when death tribble was known as 'Sickly with uncertain demeanour tribble' his hair was purple... deep purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio as a child once played tennis with John McEnroe. Narratio was the racket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above That was actually where death tribble and I met. I was the racket, he was the ball. Oh! The fun we had! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is an advocate for full frontal nudity in education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus put forward a way to make particleboard out of bones, but the product was too heavy for economical shipping and too many people were creeped out by the concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer gives lectures stark naked despite the objections of his students and the faculty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Vancouver and the International Olympic Committee already have a restraining order against Death Tribble prohibiting him from coming within 1200 kilometers of the site of the 2010 games for the next three years. The IOC wanted 1800 kilometers, but they couldn't persuade the judges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddly enough Cancer was banned from entering China to see this years Olympics. Instead he spent his spring and summer selling melamine at discount rates to Chinese businessmen. When I commented on this he just smiled and said that, for 2012, he expected to corner the market on phosgene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once part of the Chimaera and will reveal all in his new autobiography Three Heads are Better Than One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has never once celebrated his birthday. That's because he hasn't yet been born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Teh bunneh has a dark, sordid secret shame. Watch him flinch if you mention the phrase "goose down" in conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Have you seen the video of the last NGD all comers pickup basketball game? There's just a small piece of when Cancer did his famous Meadowlark Lemon impersonation, the one that had us all rolling on the floor laughing? He scored 3 points from it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has an irrational fear of the Jesus and Mary Chain prompted by a bad experience when hea heard Never Understand Me by said group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is so addicted to trepanation that his brain pan looks like Celtic knot lace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was the reason Aflac began... and still exists to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Savinien does not eat pork after that unfortunate incident with a warthog. He still has bad dreams about it to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble was once a trainee urban planner. It was only after the plans for Milton Keynes were approved and construction had started that he was 'down sized'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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