Narratio Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I was once shopping in Samarkand, looking for rugs, when I ran into Marcus. He said he was in the market for a slightly used Yak. He'd tried eBay and it had nothing so he was going to 'the source'. He never did explain why needed a second hand Yak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio started beat up a Buddhist Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble keeps a vast aviary out in Yorkshire where he breeds blue tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is a Proof Reader (Honarary) for the Cattle Breeders Gazette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is in charge of the clandestine organization that is responsible for Mightybec's absence from the HERO boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was asked to leave a Gay Pride parade because they found his costume "distasteful". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty and Alywin13 are joined at the hip for reasons it's best not to ask about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once filmed sperm on its way to fertilise an egg using very tiny frogmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble designed the Ardennes. He admitted later that he could've done a better job, but he blamed the materials he had to work with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus is still trying to turn pogostick riding into an olympic event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio stubbornly insists on paying for everything he buys with cheques. Imagine a cheque for two cents -- that was for a gobstopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above You want to know why I bought the gobstopper? It was to cheer Marcus up after he accidentally swopped his Malibu Barbie for an "I love Uwe Boll" T-shirt. It was the least I could do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was Narratio who sent Warner Bros. the suggestion to go "grim and dark" for the next Superman movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hey, I only did that after Aylwin suggested they revive Universals old "X meets the Y" series. You know, "Abbot & Costello Meet the Wolfman" kind of thing. If that had come about we'd have had "Mr.Bean Meets The Batman & Robin" or "Starsky & Hutch Meet Superman"... And I'm sure none of us would have wanted that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once spat fish for a fortnight. Full size ones at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble makes a glorious blackened rhubarb-kalamata olive retread ostrich egg omelette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once hauled in and placed in a police line up after a serious incident at a cotton candy stall. I think he got away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio negotiated a peace treaty in the Giraffe-Wildebeest war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above But only after Death Tribble entered the war on the side of the Wildebeests utilizing the disolving power of his DISSOLVO RAY! Yes, Tribble has a DISSOLVO RAY and he has no restraint W H A T S O E V E R to use it to bring problems to a (dis)solution! WORLD - BEWARE THE TRIBBLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron subverts foreign spies by offering them currant strudel in controlled but highly stressful situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once employed as a media distraction for Ronald Reagan. I don't know how successful he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio found a way to get grape juice out of soy beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus made male eye shadow famous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Savinien was once savaged by rabid ponies. He got better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble once taught tap dancing to penguins. Now you know the rest of the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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