teh bunneh Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble dug the Grand Canyon on a bet. I still owe him his $5 for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Teh bunneh has had his left arm amputated twelve times. The tentacle keeps growing back without the laser death rays in all five fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer kissed a girl and he liked it. Unfortunately her parents did not and he got 15 years in the slammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble works as the Warden of Sing Sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus spent 20 years in the Gulag before he discovered it was not a Scandanavian holiday camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble wrote a long, rambling pornographic treatise titled 3,000 Unspeakable Things You Can Do With No. 10 Cans. It was suppressed ruthlessly by the Crown as he was seeking a publisher. The manuscript was taken from him and used as the key for a Vigenère cipher which proved the backbone of the British secret communications in WW1; this fact enabled the government to keep it under military secrecy and destroy it without challenge once the Central Powers were defeated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was a Playboy centerfold. I know which one but I ain't telling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is the only one who know -- he bought every single copy he could of that issue, and those he couldn't buy he burned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus was the orignator of the bedhead hair-do. Only making us bald guys even more attractive. :tup: L.Marcus! (Strangely this could work in the complicate the person above you thread as well.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above As a child Savinen used to drive his little tricycle everywhere... backwards. When asked about this all he'd say was that it was practice for adulthood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is the person behind the infamous phrase:- 'Unleash the voles on Prague' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was Paris, 1797. Death tribble and I were sitting watching people have thier heads cut off (while knitting pullovers for the boys at the front) when he turned to me and said "You know, one day we'll laugh about this". And he was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio laughs at the autopsy scenes in CSI: NY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus hopes no one will find those old pictures of him doing Kendo naked because he needed the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty owns Oprah's soul. She has no idea what to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus once borrowed a pair of jeans from me. Apprently the ones he was wearing were about to combust. I never did hear the rest of the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once made Stalin think doing in Trotsky would be a good idea. How we laughed ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember that! death tribble, Stalin and I were just sitting around, signing Gulag detention orders when the conversation got around to Trotsky. I said it would just brighten up the day if Trotsky was dead and then death tribble said "But only if an ice pick was used!" and we laughed gaily. Happy days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once made a man out of cheese. He later became John Major prime minister of Great Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble once ran a secret cabal of Red Bus Rover fetishists. Londoners lived in fear of him for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio actually planned the layout of London. It was hillarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. marcus told me this was the compliment the person above you thread. And, I believed him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember the first time I met Savinien, he wore the uniform of a Bulgarian High Admiral. I asked him why and he told me that he was forced to work two jobs to meet his bills. I've never found out what his other job is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio can recite from memory all the episodes of Quantum Leap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . While deathie wrote them in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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