Bazza Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Pat Sajak, who? Pattern Ghost is stuck, trying to get back to Amber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Death tribble was adopted as Man United's mascot. [General Zod mode] Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it ? [/General Zod mode] Bazza is stuck to a table. A superglue prank gone wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Death Tribble can make mold grow on soiled clothes just by glaring at them and muttering, as he discovered accidentally while working as slave labor in a laundry in Calicut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Cancer was once stuck up. On the Hubble telescope. How he got back to Earth is a closely guarded secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Death Tribble's duty while in the Royal Navy was to keep the brass monkeys warm so their balls wouldn't be frozen off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Cancer is a theologian for ESPN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Bazza crossed the road with a chicken. It was a talking chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Death Tribble sits on the Iron Throne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 Bazza sits on the Chrysanthemum Throne. And the Japanese royal family really wants him to stop that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 tkdguy sits on the Throne of The Gods. And wishes he hadn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 Death Tribble was once a backup dancer for the Bee Gees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 Pariah was once a back up dancer for the Reverend Billy Graham. Don't ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Death Tribble's power armor suit has the two arms emblazoned with their individual names. One is Banger. The other is Mash. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Cancer is waiting patiently for the upcoming eclipse; it will give him the perfect opportunity to excise the three remaining non-science "Science" programs from his institution. With prejudice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Pariah once had to apply Donald Trump's orange make up. You have to go on a two week course to learn how to do it. But most people can only stand to be around him the once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Death Tribble saw the transit of Earth as seen from Mars on (Earth date) 11 May 1984. He was still hiding out there from Orwell's Big Brother at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Cancer saw the transit of van across the car park of the Ford company car park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Death tribble saw the transit of Zornwil while holidaying in Japan. It was a beautiful sight and he ticked off a bucket list item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Bazza invented a device to allow him to watch Monday's (Tuesday's?) eclipse in totality from Australia. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Pariah saw the transit of Lady Pariah across the floor courtesy of a banana peel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 An unfortunate incident involving Death Tribble and a banana peel is the reason we have the Electric Slide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 An unfortunate accident involving Pariah and the electoral college is the reason George Bush was elected in 2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Death Tribble: Come for the gibbering madness. Stay for a lesson in n-dimensional differential geometry that will have you join the gibbering madness. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Cancer. Come for the Astrology seminar. Stay for the participation in the live re-enactment of the Attica Prison Riot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Mr. Toad is a certified first-class graduate with honors from the short-lived Death Tribble's School of Safe and Precise Driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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