Cancer Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Death Tribble is impossible to track by scent, because his scent knocks out the olfactory nerve for some two to four hours when inhaled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Cancer invented Eau du Trump. It was promptly banned by the Geneva Convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 DT wears Eau du Trump himself, just to snub the Geneva Convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 aylwin13 owes a red cent to John Hancock over a lost wager regarding something best forgotten in the War of the Three States Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 When you ask Death Tribble about when he lost his innocence, he looks perplexed and asks what innocence is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 When you ask Cancer when he lost his Innocence he thinks you are talking about the film of the same name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Death Tribble is Superintendent of Sand Castles at Sandhurst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Cancer is Superintendent of Space Telescopes in the Mont Blanc tunnel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Death Tribble does not possess any antimatter, nor does he know where to get any. That's what he keeps nagging me to tell him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Cancer has repeatedly declined to supply the White House with antimatter samples because they wouldn't confirm that the packages would be opened on-site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Pariah is superintendent of white houses in Washington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Death Tribble is attempting to corner the market for brown shoe polish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Pariah does control the black market for black shoe polish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Aylwin managed to escape from Faërie by a rope of bed-linnen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Few know that L. Marcus's voice is so powerful, he can fell whole trees with a mighty cry of YOP! Later, he would go on to inspire the Dragonborn Skyrim Storyline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Hermit is superintendent of the washrooms of New York University. It is an honourary position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Death tribble was hall monitor on Waterloo Bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Bazza was volunteer body counter at Thermopylae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Kaeto can only count up to 300. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Bazza can only count in Greek. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Aylwin can only count in base 13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Pariah can only count in base Pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Bazza is Superintendent of spiders. He really Lolths that position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Death tribble was adopted as Man United's mascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Bazza learned to spell from Wheel of Fortune. He's deeply indebted to Pat Sajak for all the vowels he's used over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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