death tribble Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Cancer owns a statue of Ernest Hemingway that he got when he lost a wager over something otherwise forgotten in the Cuban Revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Death Tribble is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Pariah is an awesome friend. Oh a complication is required. Pariah will be the death of English majors. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Not Death. Ascension. Bazza knows more than anyone suspects. That's why every major intelligence agency on Earth has a file on him. But the files are largely empty, because nobody suspects how much he truly knows. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 Pariah owes 50 cents to the estate of Mark Twain over a wager lost over something otherwise forgotten in the American Civil War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 DT took Manassas. And hid it. General Lee was sooo angry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 L. Marcus was a member of the Mississippi Marine Brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 Kaeto invented Mississippi Mud Pie. (It was much better after he stopped using actual Mississippi mud in the recipe.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Pariah invented mud. The swine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 But it was death tribble who invented dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 And tkdguy promptly began putting people 6 feet under the dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Kaeto helped with the digging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Tkd founded Catal Höyük to defend Anatolia from an imaginary threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Kaeto helped with the digging. I have worked as a gravedigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 L Marcus lost Kaeto in a wager over something best probably forgotten in the Thirty Tears War. He was quite glad of it as Kaeto is a bit of a glutton eating a sheep a day. Raw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Urp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 Death Tribble would be the hero of a new series of Victorian (actually Edwardian) detective mystery novels, but that era's fetish for conformity of appearance meant that with his flaming eyeballs he could only be a one-shot subhuman monster in one particularly gruesome volume of the series. Kaeto, by contrast, was successfully cast as the obsequious but cooly confident assistant to the titular but bumbling Lord Havestroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 Cancer was the victim of a surprising identity theft when he was listed as the author of the runaway success 'Astronomy Sucks !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 Death Tribble was later revealed as the one who stole Cancer's identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 But Pariah was the one who suggested that I do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 DT played the Cowardly Lion in an off-Broadway production. It ended not so well; he ate the whole premiere audience -- all three of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 L. Marcus enjoys cross country skiing. He once skied all the way across Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Pariah failed to mention that L. Marcus started in Alaska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 After five hours and the expenditure of 6300 pounds of ordnance, the final score was Aylwin13 2, laser-equipped giant mutant sharks 0. (The spectator casualties in sections 124 and 126 are not credited to either side.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 And that was because the giant mutant sharks had been drugged by Cancer tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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