Pariah Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 aylwin13's walkup music is "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 *With apologies to go Paint your Wagon* Now on these boards, we got guys so weird you'd think I was a liar like Death Tribble, Alwyin13... but the weirdest is Pariah! Pariah... Pariah the guy's handle is Pariah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Pariah & Hermit are pen friends. It is said by ancient American Indian myth that if both the Pariah and the Hermit should be in the same city together a breach in reality to a random Chinese Underworld will occur. Jack Burton was called last time and you know how that ended. Hermit and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Bazza keeps MI-6 on speed dial. Best not to ask why. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Cancer keeps Dial H for Heroes on speed dial. They don't like that he does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Death Tribble's spirit animal is yersinia pestis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Pariah's spirit animal is a unicorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Bazza tried to script doc the Suicide Squad movie. It couldn't be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 L Marcus spirit animal is a Will o the Wisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 There's a field in Dartmoor where Death Tribble plays checkers with a local farmer. The squares are ten meters on a side. Death Tribble's pieces are wrecked burned-out lorries; his opponent's are haystacks. One move a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 That is perilously close to the truth....... Is it said that Cancer has a telescope that will take your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Death tribble is a solid Brummie at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 L. Marcus was born on February 32nd (quadruple leap year). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Pariah was born in a cross fire hurricane but he denies howling in the pouring rain. He howled when he was spanked by his mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Death Tribble engages in ... cat juggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Cancer got a pet puppy from the pound and named her "death tribble". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Bazza wears essence of skunk. It widens the circle of his friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Death Tribble enjoys eating Hagfish slime and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 Kaeto invented a men's cologne that drives women wild. It smells like money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 Pariah bit Dick Cheney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 Death Tribbles who engage in team-partisan disorderly conduct are known as "drooligans". It's a terrible thing to see it at a Settlers of Cataan tournament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Pariah bit Dick Cheney I regret nothing. Except the rabies shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 And, I assume, the rancid taste of undead money and unclean no-bid contracts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Cancer once derived a formula for determining the hypervolume of a 4-dimensional Klein bottle, but mistakenly threw it away after a night of drinking pandimensional whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 You know, when Christopher Marlowe got shanked? Pariah had promised to foot the bill, but refused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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