Pariah Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Bazza finally found a way to make ends meet, only to discover that his life had become a Möbius strip. This is why he can only ever see one side of an issue. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Pariah adds sausages to the start and finish of his work in order to make both ends meat. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Never eat the rind off a Stilton cheese. Why? Genuine Stiltons are licked by genuine death tribbles as they are set to ripen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Cancer is secretly America's Astronomer Royal and part of a hidden cabal, a society of superheroes (or supervillains depending on your political pov), tasked with the mission...clearance level exceeded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Bazza goes up to eleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Pariah is secretly America's Chemist Royal (nee Alchemist Royal) and part of a hidden cabal, a society of superheroes (or supervillains depending on your political pov), tasked with the mission...clearance level exceeded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 Bazza has a list of Australia's sexist male chemists. He uses it to annoy the Australian paliament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Death tribble gives polished depleted uranium slugs to the jackdaws. He figures it's a low-tech way to make a breeder reactor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Cancer has a telescope microscope. Yeah I did not understand it when he told me about it either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Death Dribble once ate half a liter of clotted cream as a dare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Pariah once ate half a liter of clotted bloo... ...uh, no... ...just... never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Aylwin once kicked Ben Affleck in the shins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 L Marcus is secretly America's Poet Laureate Royal and part of a hidden cabal, a society of superheroes (or supervillains depending on your political pov), tasked with the mission...clearance level exceeded.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Bazza labors under the illusion that the US is a secret monarchy, when there isn't anyone here with the manners suited to be royalty; the best we could produce is a very petty dictator. Which we just produced, in wannabee form, at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Cancer has secretly spent the last five months thinking, "If that guy can do it, why not me?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 {OT: I already know why: for me, log10( money ) is closer to 4 than 8. Much closer. And that's all it's about now.} Pariah has a secret duplicate of himself where all the phosphorus atoms have been replaced by arsenic. Unfortunately, the duplicate has a toxic personality and goes by the nickname "Arse" . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Cancer loses arguments with himself in the shower on bad mornings. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Cancer has a top-secret recipe for the world's most delicious chocolate cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Death Tribble once ate half a litre of clotted cream as a dare. Fixed That For You. Pariah once ate a cupcake. Made from real cups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 In reality, Death Tribble is neither a tribble nor dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Pariah revived him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 L Marcus revived Pariah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Bazza revived the boxing jellyfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 ... on Boxing Day. When Death Tribble was cashing in on the chaos in the downtown Vancouver Hudson's Bay Company store to plunder the purses of frenzied shoppers and make off with their keys. Not that he was going for further plunder; he just makes fashion accessories out of keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Cancer is goalie for the local Seattle soccer team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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