Pariah Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 The Darkness performs freestyle rap in Esperanto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Pariah can answer this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Cancer posts links to nude mule oil wrestling sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Hermit squeezes nude mules. For their "oil". Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Cancer thinks neon is a metal. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkness Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Pariah's favorite metal band is Jethro Tull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 TheDarkness' favourite metal band is ABBA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Bazza's favorite metal band is the One Ring. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says iron in Faerie is a metal banned. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Lucius is really Luscious. You should see their mane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 The "L" in L. Marcus' name stands for "Linoleum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Bazza violated Death Tribble. How many more times ? Bazza validated Death's Tribble's parking permit. Meter maids charge me for standing still. I'll clean out your ears Kaeto with nitro glycerine. Anyway, onto tkdguy. A smile, a wave and ten years hard labour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Death Tribble has your back. Oh we are supposed to complicate things. Death Tribble has your back scratcher and I want it back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkness Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Bazza has woken every night for six months from a nightmare whose details he cannot recall, only knowing that he will wake once more shouting, "Death Tribble has your back scratcher and I want it back." And yet, when he checks his trophy room, there is no missing back scratcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 The Darkness has been using post-hypnotic suggestion to promulgate the tension between Death Dribble and Bazza. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Pariah wears a blue shirt on Voyager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Bazza is picking the Broncos to win Super Bowl LII. The Brisbane Broncos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Pariah leads a secret cult of men with funny hats below Vick's Bowling Alley. Their latest plan is so secret, they have 'handled' each person who tried to reveal it! So I have to tell you quickly.... they intend to... *urk...gurgle...thud* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Hermit is currently undertaking to translate the collected works of Jane Austen into Klingon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 {OT: No wonder the Klingons hated humans for centuries.} Pariah donates quark-gluon plasma down at his local particle physics facility. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Cancer provided the inspiration for Darth Vader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 L Marcus provided the inspiration for Princess Leia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Bazza's fire extinguisher literally went up in smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 tkdguy is an organ donor. He gave a huge pipe organ to a needy neighborhood church just last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Pariah has a doner kebab named after him. It is called Reginald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 death tribble's condition has recently been upgraded to "only mostly death tribble". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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