TheDarkness Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 Death Tribble, after twenty years in the business, was finally recognized by the academy after winning best new artist three years in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 The Darkness once made Minute Rice in 38 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 Pariah found his blue lantern ring in a crackerjack box, and he STILL waves it around in everyone's face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 Unless you are nice to him, Hermit will change your User Title to "Closet Furry ... the WORST KIND!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 Unless you bribe him with marshmallow peeps cancer will eat your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 If you try to bribe him with marshmallow peeps cancer will eat your face.FTFY Peeps are inedible. Ersatz incendiaries only. Kaeto knows this and brews his own ersatz napalm from them. The bright yellow color enhances its use as a terror weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Cancer once terrorised downtown Melbourne with a used Q-Tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 ... and only L. Marcus knows exactly what that Q-Tip was used for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Cancer was the lead in the long running TV show Detective in his Underpants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Death Tribble is the reason the English national team lost to Iceland. You don't want to know the details, but it involved rampions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Pariah is in fact an evil mutated parsnip, bent on world domination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 L Marcus once invented an serum which was used to mutate vegetables............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 And DT used the serum to cause the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Kaeto solved the problem by capturing the tomatoes, slicing them up, and serving them on sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Pariah served BTL that bit the tongue of those who tried to eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Cassandra. A smile, a glance and a smack in the face with a sledgehammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Small wonder Death Tribble secretly loves her so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Small wonder Death Tribble secretly loves her so. Cancer is jealous of Death Tribble. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Cassandra speaks only truth but none believe her.... so she got a job in fake news and watched paradox eat the planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Hermit provided the condiments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 L. Marcus likes his paradox raw, with wasabi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkness Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Alwin13 is never sure where she parked her boat, but she knows it is at one of a paradox in Shroedinger's Bay. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 The Darkness simultaneously won and did not with the "Best Joke on the NGD" award today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Pariah never understood why his completely original character Epsilon Wave William attracted such attention from lawyers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 Death Tribble has the largest collection of treacle tart ... ah ... literature south of the Firth of Clyde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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