Archon Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 My new wizard in a D&D game is a provisional member of the party. After I use burning hands and fry 4 zombies at once, Ina, the rogue, says, "Now, can we keep him?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 "When trying to make a deal with minotaurs, remember it's pronounced 'Minnow-TORE', not 'Minnow-TARD'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 "You want to treat my woman like a princess? I'll treat your wife like a queen." or "Keep running with the wrong crowd and you'll eventually run into a six-foot ditch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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