Laundry Knight Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So, your Captain's name is Morgan. Got a little Captain in ya? [ATTACH=CONFIG]43660[/ATTACH] I am a horrible punster. I would go with that angle if I were to think of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That is exactly the angle the player had in mind when he named our clue, er... illustrious captain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So, your Captain's name is Morgan. Got a little Captain in ya? [ATTACH=CONFIG]43660[/ATTACH] No, but I'll bet her mom did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjolnir74 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... No' date=' but I'll bet her mom did![/quote']Oh no you didn't! *three snaps in Z formation* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Oh no you didn't! *three snaps in Z formation* Is that where you power up for a half an hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Is that where you power up for a half an hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Had to come up with a Rogue Trader session when the Deathwatch GM was a no-show. The starship Rose Tattoo, flagship of the van Baroque fleet, is finally heading back towards the boundaries of the Imperium of Man, after almost a year of wandering around the Koronus Expanse, meeting Orks, strange aliens, rival Rogue Traders, hereteks and traitors, Artificial Intelligences, and opportunities for immense profit. Once such opportunity they are bringing back with them - the starship Sycorax that formerly belonged to a presumably dead Rogue Trader Bel Ingeneri, which they intend to leave in the care of their salvaged space station at the heathen world of Zayth. After all, possession is nine tenths of the law, and the more of Ingeneri's relatives die of old age, the better the van Baroque's claim to it will be. Magos Casu Marzu: I like torpedos. GM: There's probably some deeply Freudian reason for that Magos Casu Marzu: Nah, I just want to ride them like a cowboy. Woohoo! That accomplished, and the Zaythi fanatics convinced that their dead Space Marine god was killed by Eldar ( and not fellow humans ) and that Ingeneri, who robbed them of their relics, has been suitably chastised, the Rose Tattoo embarks for the pleasure-planet Solace Encarmine. There to blow the gross domestic product of several small nations on a party. Some of the lesser tech-priests fight among themselves for the chance to be left behind. GM: What interest would Tech-priests have in a pleasure planet? 'Oh, the wonderful sunshine, and the salt corroding my joints!' Crawling around in the belly of a kilometres-long landship IS a holiday to them. Tech-priests don't pack boardshorts, they pack multitools. GM: Astropath Adrik really is the most expendable crewmember on board - if you ever really need to get a message anywhere in a hurry, Netzach can just fly the entire starship there and back in an afternoon. GM: No-one wants to know what Tech-priests have as the target of their carnal appetites Jak Frost: He locks himself in his room with with a copy of Windows 7 Magos Casu Marzu: Then I get screwed, not the other way around.... I wouldn't touch that with a wireless router. At least at Solace Encarmine they can replace some of the foodstuffs Navigator Benetek has consumed since he joined the ship. If he gets any bigger they'll have to install vaulted corridors or giant pneumatic tubes just so he can get around. Pinkamena: Can you get me some of those little silvery balls you put on cupcakes? I need about a tonne of those. Casu Marzu: What, you mean shotgun pellets? Here you go. Pinkamena: Don't be silly, Father Marzu, you can't eat those. Magos Casu Marzu: *munchmunchmunch* Pinkamena: Oh, I guess you can The crew are so eager to party that some don't even wait for the shuttles to land. Some parachute. Marzu and Jak just jump from the back of the starship and surf down. Magos Casu Marzu: I'm going to relax on the beach, and sip a nice glass of crude. GM: You can find a nice spot with a view over the promethium refinery. It's only a small one though, that they use for refuelling visiting starships. Magos Casu Marzu: I can make it bigger if they want. Jak Frost: That's what SHE said. Jak arranges a team-building exercise for the command crew - they're going to go blow large holes in the wildlife of one of the islands. Given the size of some of the wildlife, they'd better be very large holes. Marzu, for some reason inclined to make things more difficult, wants to take the monsters alive, and brings webber rounds for his shotgun. GM: And you're sitting at the back of the air yacht under a sun umbrella? Magos Casu Marzu: Solar panel, thank you. GM: Of course it is. And sipping at a tall glass of promethium with a paper umbrella in it? Jak Frost: If the umbrella is dissolving you know it's good. Given that this is the Imperium of Man, I suppose we should all be grateful that they don't harpoon one of their own crew to use as bait for the carnivores they're hunting, and instead use one of the native herd beasts. Magos Casu Marzu: What are you talking about? I don't have a spiritual heart. GM: No, you have a spiritual hard drive The next few days are, perhaps predictably, spent hunting for a beast reputed to live on one of the ridges. A beast that eats air yachts. After the encounters scale up to something with a mouth eight metres wide, and their guide says that isn't even a big predator around these parts, they decide to back up the air yacht with a guncutter. And even that isn't enough when they finally track the beast to its lair. THEN they have to bring in the heavy cargo lifter, and an industrial promethium tank doped with melta charges... If you want to know further details of their hunting expedition, Jak made sure to film the whole gory display, complete with pyroclastic conclusion, and will no doubt be selling the tape to one of the Imperium's holovid combines. Alternatively, you can listen to the audio when it gets released. The rest of the Rose Tattoo's crew probably had the right idea, merely burning down various bars in Solace Encarmine's only city, drunkenly hijacking jitneys and crashing them into irrigation ditches, and drinking the island dry of every drop of alcohol they can find. The locals don't mind much - bribes to the local authorities are a major part of the economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The local authorities remain happy, and the planet is relatively unchanged. Very unusual outcome for this bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The local authorities remain happy' date=' and the planet is relatively unchanged. Very unusual outcome for this bunch.[/quote'] As far as I can tell they haven't left yet. So they have more than enough time to blow up the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... As far as I can tell they haven't left yet. So they have more than enough time to blow up the planet. Their chances of blowing up the planet will increase exponentially if they should -- in the course of their debauchery -- encounter a certain pair of young, scantily-clad women, one of whom wields a "smart" weapon that the Adeptus Mechanicus would sell their mothers for (provided that they haven't already been sold for spare parts, that is) to get their hands on it. Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Their chances of blowing up the planet will increase exponentially if they should -- in the course of their debauchery -- encounter a certain pair of young, scantily-clad women, one of whom wields a "smart" weapon that the Adeptus Mechanicus would sell their mothers for (provided that they haven't already been sold for spare parts, that is) to get their hands on it. Major Tom 2009 That's a pretty bad part of the galaxy for such a pair of lovely angels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That's a pretty bad part of the galaxy for such a pair of lovely angels. In warhammer "scanlty clad" and "helpless" are often worlds appart: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In warhammer "scanlty clad" and "helpless" are often worlds appart: How dangerous a woman in the fantasy genre is can be calculated very easily: it is both directly proportional to her "hotness" and inversely proportional to how much clothing she wears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... As far as I can tell they haven't left yet. So they have more than enough time to blow up the planet. Well, they did speculate about ways to blow up the sun while they were having breakfast one morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In warhammer "scanlty clad" and "helpless" are often worlds appart: http://nooblar.deviantart.com/art/sister-repentia-97896671 in an actual Warhammer40K 'verse that'll get her turned into squigfood ASAP. Real sister come equipped with power armor, flamers, jetpacks, tanks, bolters, and a distinct lack of a sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... in an actual Warhammer40K 'verse that'll get her turned into squigfood ASAP. Real sister come equipped with power armor, flamers, jetpacks, tanks, bolters, and a distinct lack of a sense of humor. Not the Sisters Repentia - they really do go around in bandages and not much else. Leading to such comnents from Orks as "'ere, wots dem wobbly bits?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Isn't there some kind of Imperial Law that says you must wear massive shoulder pauldrons at all times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That's a pretty bad part of the galaxy for such a pair of lovely angels. Thankfully Susano got the reference. I am deeply disappointed with the rest of you. If you don't recognize the WWWA's top troubleshooting team, please go back to watching anime posthaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Thankfully Susano got the reference. I am deeply disappointed with the rest of you. If you don't recognize the WWWA's top troubleshooting team' date=' please go back to watching anime posthaste.[/quote'] No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Thankfully Susano got the reference. I am deeply disappointed with the rest of you. If you don't recognize the WWWA's top troubleshooting team' date=' please go back to watching anime posthaste.[/quote'] I got it. I just didn't care. CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Thankfully Susano got the reference. I am deeply disappointed with the rest of you. If you don't recognize the WWWA's top troubleshooting team' date=' please go back to watching anime posthaste.[/quote'] But that's too easy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I got it. I just didn't care. CES Same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Same. Likewise. In the WH40K universe, the Dirty Pair would be UNDERgunned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Likewise. In the WH40K universe' date=' the Dirty Pair would be UNDERgunned.[/quote'] But they'd be spectacular at Exterminatus. You wouldn't even have to tell them, just send them for french fries and boom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Since I am only casually familiar with the 40k universe, while my first thought was the Dirty Pair, I thought maybe there was some 40k parody of them around that was being referenced, like a couple of Sisters of Battle or the like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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