Balabanto Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... God, Hermit, I'm kind of surprised. I thought you might be the sort of person who sits there and says "WTF have I done! Now this guy exists FOREVER!" I guess not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Slyfox (A pc in a game I run) has just suggested to two NPCs that they get pizza... I proceed with the following: There is a shimmering in the fabric of reality itself, a bell like toll that is only heard by the mind and not the ear. Then, there stands a figure, humanoid yet radiating the power cosmic, much like the Examiner, but this is not that being. To their mere mortal eyes, this golden skinned being in flowing blue tabard and breaches has numerous symbols drifting about him , text minus the page, small letters and numbers in a million .languages... The being speaks, "Before your world had cooled, I was. Before your star was alight, I was. Long have I drifted, made eternal by one purpose-one over riding drive, from place to place, world to work, time to time. I come to fill the niche all the universe cries for: To Deliver Pizza in a timely fashion for reasonable prices to beings of power, such as yourself. I am known by many names, but some call me LORD 'ZA!" .......... Slyfox's response? "Are you telling me that you are some sort of cosmic god who's sole purpose is to deliver pizza? Brother, when they were handing out cosmic power, you must've been in the john or something..." I'd rep you, but you failed to follow this up with: "You dare mock me! KEEL BEFORE 'ZA!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'd rep you' date=' but you failed to follow this up with: "You dare mock me! KEEL BEFORE 'ZA!!!"[/quote'] Roll over before 'Za? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And here I was thinking, "This is what happens when the GM lets Foxbat have a holoprojector and too much free time on his hands." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victim Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... (Our group's wizard is dominated, and is able to lie about the result since the other casters fail to identify the spell). Marius: Trying to dominate an archmage? Not a smart move. He should have tried Cadberry; she's easy. Cadberry: WHAT?! Then Cadberry shrugs off a dominate and Destructions the enemy enchanter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... An older quote I once heard during a game. "You're a chalk outline waiting to happen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Got some quotes from the Sequoia City Slayer game... --------- Jinx: Wow...with all this heavy fog, it look so...."Silent Hill", out here. Teddi *baps Jinx on the arm, annoyed*: THANK you! --------- Teddi: You can play keyboards and drums?! Neat!......I can play the flute Jinx: Hard to get into a rock band playing the flute. ;P Teddi: I know...I think thats why my father let me learn how to play it... ----------- Jinx: Im....not allowed to drink coffee. Orders from my mother. There....was an "incident" ---------- [Jinx shows the rather sheltered Teddi, who was raised to be a Watcher but ended up the Slayer, some seriously "hentai" anime] Teddi: Oh...my...Gawd. I didnt know that cartoons DID things like THAT! Jinx: Hopefully neither do the guys at Video Warehouse ---------- Teddi: Muchas smooches! ---------- [Teddi and Jinx encounter a gang of Vamps made up as Harlequins, led by a couple dressed as Raggedy Ann and Andy] Teddi *squares off with the Raggedy Andy leader*: Oh...big fan of Carrot top, are we? Raggedy Andy Vamp: RRAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHH! Teddi's Sword: *Swoosh! Lop!* Raggedy Vamp: * POOF!* ---------- Teddi *tries to lop off the Raggedy Ann Vamp's head with her sword, but only clips her, cutting off the girl's long red hair*: Hah! Enjoy the new hairstyle, "Britney"! Raggedy Anne Vamp: RRAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHH! Teddi's Sword: *Swoosh! Lop!* Raggedy Vamp: * POOF!* (Something about being the Slayer just makes you a smart-a$$) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Got some quotes from the Sequoia City Slayer game... --------- Jinx: Wow...with all this heavy fog, it look so...."Silent Hill", out here. Teddi *baps Jinx on the arm, annoyed*: THANK you! --------- Teddi: You can play keyboards and drums?! Neat!......I can play the flute Jinx: Hard to get ito a rock band playing the flute. ;P Teddi: I know...I think thats why my father let me learn how to play it... ----------- Jinx: Im....not allowed to drink coffee. Orders from my mother. There....was an "incident" ---------- [Jinx shows the rather sheltered Teddi, who was raised to be a Watcher but ended up the Slayer, some seriously "hentai" anime] Teddi: Oh...my...Gawd. I didnt know that catroons DID things like THAT! Jinx: Hopefully neither do the guys at Video Warehouse ---------- Teddi: Muchas smooches! ---------- [Teddi and Jinx encounter a gang of Vamps made up as Harlequins, led by a couple dressed as Raggedy Ann and Andy] Teddi *squares off with the Raggedy Andy leader*: Oh...big fan of Carrot top, are we? Raggedy Andy Vamp: RRAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHH! Teddi's Sword: *Swoosh! Lop!* Raggedy Vamp: * POOF!* ---------- Teddi *tries to lop off the Raggedy Ann Vamp's head with her sword, but only clips her, cutting off the girl's long red hair*: Hah! Enjoy the new hairstyle, "Britney"! Raggedy Anne Vamp: RRAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHH! Teddi's Sword: *Swoosh! Lop!* Raggedy Vamp: * POOF!* (Something about being the Slayer just makes you a smart-a$$) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Teddi: You can play keyboards and drums?! Neat!......I can play the flute Jinx: Hard to get into a rock band playing the flute. ;P Unless you're in Jethro Tull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Or Ian Anderson even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Unless you're in Jethro Tull Or Ian Anderson even. Excuse me, I'm from the Department Of Redundancy Department. Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Excuse me, I'm from the Department Of Redundancy Department. Keep up the good work. Will do, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ann Wilson of Heart plays flute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Father Martin: Combat mages? Must not have done much... Robin Fletcher: Did you miss the magic supression field? How about the glowing bands of energy that had me traped? Father Martin:... Robin: Oh, I get it Padre, "Didn't hapen to me, not important." * * * * * Ghost Eagle: Here's a two liter, tell us what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Wow' date=' Hermit, I didn't peg you for a drug user...[/quote'] I know I'm not one to judge a person really stretching for a joke... but wow... that was a lot of work for that gag. =)As a player in this game (though not of the PC in question), I found the scene itself to be very humorous, though I personally preferred the following lines, which followed after a brief explanation of LZ's job and aliens preferring pizza: Lord 'Za: That'll be $17.55, not counting tip. (if that part weren't funny enough from the situation...) Slyfox: Here, keep the change. Sorry, its a bit...damp. Lord 'Za: I understand... I've worked Seattle before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Excuse me, I'm from the Department Of Redundancy Department. Keep up the good work. Shh! No one tell him what the joke really was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arac-4105 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some quotes from a D&D game some time ago. "Dude, if we pay these adventurers it'll cut into our beer fund!" "The social awkwardness will evaporate once we start killing people." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... As a player in this game (though not of the PC in question), I found the scene itself to be very humorous, though I personally preferred the following lines, which followed after a brief explanation of LZ's job and aliens preferring pizza: Lord 'Za: That'll be $17.55, not counting tip. (if that part weren't funny enough from the situation...) Slyfox: Here, keep the change. Sorry, its a bit...damp. Lord 'Za: I understand... I've worked Seattle before. And the gag continues, to much hilarity... =) hehe. Damp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Shh! No one tell him what the joke really was! Pfft. I met Jethro Tull once. Nice guy. Forgot to get his autograph though. Ian Anderson, as I understand it, was completely made up as a front man to the band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Roll over before 'Za? Has someone been watching Robot Chicken? Edit: Bod By Zod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Kingdom City game last night: After a rather tawdry scene between 3, Vitas and Void: The Gunny (OOC): "Let's try and get the level back up to the gutter." Later, when certain plot points have been revealed: The Gunny (OOC): "This is the most evil Champons game I've ever been in. We're going to have to rescue Mechanon." Feeling rather smaug about that last one (No, that wasn't a typo...):eg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ....wait, what? Edit: ?!?!?!????!?!?!?!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Has someone been watching Robot Chicken? Edit: Bod By Zod Sure have! Those guys are doing a great job, and are definitely in touch with the fans and pop culture in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Kingdom City game last night: After a rather tawdry scene between 3, Vitas and Void: The Gunny (OOC): "Let's try and get the level back up to the gutter." Later, when certain plot points have been revealed: The Gunny (OOC): "This is the most evil Champons game I've ever been in. We're going to have to rescue Mechanon." Feeling rather smaug about that last one (No, that wasn't a typo...):eg: Even assuming it needs rescuing, why would you want to rescue it?? Lucius Alexander Inquiring palindromedaries aren't sure they want to know.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MID-Nite Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The setup: Foxbat, having acquired the Power Cosmic is planning on fulfilling his dream of marrying all three female members of The Outsiders... Solaria(female energy projector): So..Foxbat has gained super powers, beaten back all our attempts to capture him, and is about to force us to marry him. You men haven't really done much. Do you have any comments or suggestions here? Spector(male martial artist): " Uh....I guess I should rent a tux? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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