Bloodshot Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 The GM of a "Mystery Men" (the movie, not the genre) has asked me to modify my character, and one of the things he asked me to do is add a slot to a multipower where I transform into a llama. Yes, that's right, a llama. So, can anyone point me to a write-up for a llama? I don't own the Bestiary or anything like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Waters Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama Just build it as a normal character with maybe 15 STR and a few extra Body and CON, a couple of points of KB resistance then give it the following skills: Climbing Spitting Chewing Obstinacy That should do you. I'm pretty sure it is in the 4th edition bestiary if you don't believe me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Shrike Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama The player requesting this information has just been sacked. We now return you to your normal game board traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot Posted February 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama Hey, I wish this was really a joke, but it ain't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyMitchell Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama The player requesting this information has just been sacked.We now return you to your normal game board traffic.But if he's still posting, do we need to sack those responsible for having him sacked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CourtFool Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Llama, llama, he's a llama, she's a llama... Alpaca, Guanaco, Llama or Vicuña STR 20 DEX 10 CON 13 BODY 13 INT 8 EGO 5 PRE 10 COM 10 PD 4 ED 4 SPD 3 REC 7 END 30 STUN 30 Powers Alert: Enhanced Perception +2 Bite: 1/2d6 HKA Running +2" Spit: 1/2d6 Sight Flash Wool Coat: Damage Resistance (1rPD 1rED) Skills Analyze Animal 8- Concealment 8- Shadowing 8- Stealth 8- Survival (Temperate/Subtropical) 8- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDU Neil Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama Need Stats For A Llama Uh... no... you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herolover Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama That is a nice right up, but you forgot one important power that all Llama's have: Bleeting: Mind Control 10d6, Reduced Endurance (1/2 END; +1/4), Area Of Effect (6" Radius; +1) (112 Active Points); Only to instll rage in the person against the Llama (-1), Visible (Sounds like a Llama bleeting; -1/4) PS: Sorry, but this is a reference to a Knights of the Dinner Table comic strip and I couldn't resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CourtFool Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama PS: Sorry' date=' but this is a reference to a Knights of the Dinner Table comic strip and I couldn't resist.[/quote'] Well we do not like that widely publicized so my super secret black death ninja llamas are on their way to your home right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama Well we do not like that widely publicized so my super secret black death ninja llamas are on their way to your home right now. In case you were remotely worried, I expect it will take them a couple of years to make it. From personal experience, super secret black death ninja llamas have a very terrible sense of direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Shrike Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama But if he's still posting' date=' do we need to sack those responsible for having him sacked? [/quote']Perhaps, but it's no longer my concern, because I was also just sacked. Of course, my last act before getting sacked was to sack you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithcurtis Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama That is a nice right up, but you forgot one important power that all Llama's have: Bleeting: Mind Control 10d6, Reduced Endurance (1/2 END; +1/4), Area Of Effect (6" Radius; +1) (112 Active Points); Only to instll rage in the person against the Llama (-1), Visible (Sounds like a Llama bleeting; -1/4) PS: Sorry, but this is a reference to a Knights of the Dinner Table comic strip and I couldn't resist. Don't forget the killing attack. I was once gored by a ten point buck. Ferocious beasts. Keith "KODT fan" Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithcurtis Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama Perhaps' date=' but it's no longer my concern, because I was also just sacked. Of course, my last act before getting sacked was to sack you too.[/quote'] Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen. The people responsible for all the previous sacking have been sacked. Keith "A llama once bit my sister" Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama (quote deleted) Crap. Didn't post fast enough. Oh well, anyone up for moose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dust Raven Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Need Stats For A Llama Hey... how did an NGD thread sneak in here? Is this still a joke, or was there a question actually asked by someone... And thank you all... now I have the urge to watch The Emporer's New Groove... and I just picked up Akira on DVD today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CourtFool Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 keyes bill is the shiny In case you were remotely worried' date=' I expect it will take them a couple of years to make it. From personal experience, super secret black death ninja llamas have a very terrible sense of direction.[/quote'] Well...yeah...and easily distracted by shiny things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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