L. Marcus Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 His underpants. They belong around and concealing his nether regions -- not as a head cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 NT: More signs Cancer really needs to have his medication adjusted. He persists in telling his students that neon is a metal. (Yes, I know I've done that one before. Sue me.) Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 NT: More signs Cancer really needs to have his medication adjusted. He declares a sudden pop quiz, and then scores them entirely in irrational numbers -- noting that the students will get a Q- on the final if they don't shape up. NT: Subtle signs your daughter's high school art instructor is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 NT: Subtle signs your daughter's high school art instructor is out of her mind. She refuses to teach anybody whose name isn't Art. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 NT: Subtle signs your daughter's high school art instructor is out of her mind. Two words: Sausage dioramas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 <bump> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 NT: Subtle signs your daughter's high school art instructor is out of her mind. This NT: Interesting but not so far afield uses for spray-on silvery food color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 NT: Interesting but not so far afield uses for spray-on silvery food color. Your superhero-themed birthday cake can now include the Silver Surfer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 NT: Interesting but not so far afield uses for spray-on silvery food color. Hides that greenish tint to last week's leftovers. And the nail-polish-like chemical effects from the spray help hide the mystery meat's smell and taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 NT: Interesting but not so far afield uses for spray-on silvery food color. You can fool the King and pocket some of the money he gave you to buy The Most Expensive Birthday Cake Ever Made . NT: Cake is so 18th Century! What do modern-day Marie Antoinettes tell the poor they can eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Brioche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 NT: Cake is so 18th Century! What do modern-day Marie Antoinettes tell the poor they can eat? Fava beans, with a nice chianti to wash it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 NT: Cake is so 18th Century! What do modern-day Marie Antoinettes tell the poor they can eat? Whatever it is, it's free-range, gluten-free, non-GMO, organically farmed, no added salt, heirloom variety, no corn syrup added, sustainable and free trade, and it's only $189 a serving. And it tastes like s***. NT: What the 21st Century North American version of Valhalla looks like. Pariah and Michael Hopcroft 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 An enormous monster truck event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 NT: What the 21st Century North American version of Valhalla looks like. As Tom. T. Hall would say, it's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 NT: What the 21st Century North American version of Valhalla looks like. Endless Battle -- of the Bands, The Valkyries hand out earplugs upon admittance. NT: Subtle signs your next-door neighbor worships at the altar of Ayn Rand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 The altar to Ayn Rand in the garden is a dead give-away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 NT: Subtle signs your next-door neighbor worships at the altar of Ayn Rand. His iPod is full of early Rush and his bookshelf is full of Terry Goodkind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Bumpity bump-bump-bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 NT: Subtle signs your next-door neighbor worships at the altar of Ayn Rand. He spends hours telling you how futile, pointless, and utterly foolish it is to worship at any other altar. New Topic: Who's responsible?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Not me -- I was on vacation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 New Topic: Who's responsible?! Who's on first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 .New Topic: Who's responsible?! Not me, man. I got a vasectomy fifteen years ago. NT: Who's asking, and why do you want to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Look, if it's about that flood, I can explain ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 NT: Who's asking, and why do you want to know? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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