BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 He force feeds you blood pudding while making you watch reruns of the original Dr. Who. NT: Subtle Signs it is time for Cancer to retire from teaching at the Uni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs it is time for Cancer to retire from teaching at the Uni. My projected monthly retirement income is above the poverty line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 He begins showing signs of institutionalization. "Off-campus? But ... there's no education there!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs it is time for Cancer to retire from teaching at the Uni. His lectures start to resemble a Travel Channel documentary. NT: The channel that proves that Cable TV has too many channels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 A channal devoted entirely to Aardvarks ? Let's see The Aardvark Dating Show, Aardvark General Hospital, The Aardvark NASSCAR series.... And one for skunks..... And one for Horses..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 NT: The channel that proves that Cable TV has too many channels. "Hi! Welcome to The Eleventy Billionth Shopping Channel!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 NT: The channel that proves that Cable TV has too many channels. It's a dead heat between Lifetime and WE TV. NT: The next "great" SyFy movie. Bonus points if the title doesn't include "Shark-", "Octo-", "Mega-", "-croc", "-saur", "-nado", or "-quake". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Moby Duck. Captain Ahab roams the seven lakes for the giant, white aquatic fowl that took his leg. This is the film that will quack you up. It's better than Howard the Duck. Promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 NT: The next "great" SyFy movie. Bonus points if the title doesn't include "Shark-", "Octo-", "Mega-", "-croc", "-saur", "-nado", or "-quake". Extinctify! It's as good a non-word as any, and all you need is a good simulation of a 10-kilometer asteroid impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 NT: The next "great" SyFy movie. Bonus points if the title doesn't include "Shark-", "Octo-", "Mega-", "-croc", "-saur", "-nado", or "-quake". "Sudden Freeze": It's the story of an early-onset ice age brought about by pollution and the related global climate change. In less than a week, most of North America goes from temperate zone to frozen wasteland! (Wait, what do you mean they already made that movie?) New Topic: Unanticipated humorous effects of global climate change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 New Topic: Unanticipated humorous effects of global climate change. When you can sneeze snowflakes and fart flames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 New Topic: Unanticipated humorous effects of global climate change. To begin with, the Antarctic ice starts to thaw, which makes it more slippery -- imagine all the humorous videos of slipping penguins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 New Topic: Unanticipated humorous effects of global climate change. The Internet is full of videos of cats attempting to learn to swim. NT: Unexpected reason your cat suddenly would want to learn how to swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 NT: Unexpected reason your cat suddenly would want to learn how to swim. cosmic catnip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 NT: Unexpected reason your cat suddenly would want to learn how to swim. It's just figured out where the fishes are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 NT: Unexpected reason your cat suddenly would want to learn how to swim. Just another difficult-to-check place we have to examine when we're trying to find him to give him his medication. NT: Lines uttered in a hero's last stand ... but mangled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 NT: Lines uttered in a hero's last stand ... but mangled. "Damn the mosquitoes! Full speed ahead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 'Oh say can you see.... Is that guy naked ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 "You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are." NT: Subtle signs nostalgia for World War I is getting out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Ken Burns decides to make another documentary series focusing on Trench Lice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 The Germans invade France and Belgium upto the lines they held in the First World War and invite Britain to recreate the Somme and the French to recreate Verdun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 NT: Subtle signs nostalgia for World War I is getting out of hand. People start shooting archdukes at every turn. NT: The Higgs boson supposedly causes mass. Mass what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 NT: The Higgs boson supposedly causes mass. Mass what? Mass panic among the minions of politically powerful mad scientists. Oh wait, that's Boatswain Higgs, the man who broke Bang Dupree's jaw at Mechanicsburg, Pariah and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Mass Confusion amongst anyone who tries to think about the Mass-Gap or Particle-Wave-Duality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 NT: The Higgs boson supposedly causes mass. Mass what? Mass at 9:00 a.m. on Sunday, with a light brunch and bingo to follow. New Topic: Subtle signs that Neil Peart (drummer/lyricist of Rush) no longer finds you antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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