Pariah Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 New Topic: So, exactly why is that VIPER Five-Team in your back yard in the first place? I was having a barbecue. As it turns out, VIPER agents are almost universally suckers for a good kielbasa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 They are looking for one of their escaped test subjects. I've already told them where she lives. NT: What super-hero shows up to capture the five man VIPER team and you wind up filing a law suit against them for wrecking your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rails Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 NT: What super-hero shows up to capture the five man VIPER team and you wind up filing a law suit against them for wrecking your house. The Tick . . . and he needed a chimney to throw at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 NT: What super-hero shows up to capture the five man VIPER team and you wind up filing a law suit against them for wrecking your house. Mister Incredible. I didn't want to be saved from the VIPER five-team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 NT: What super-hero shows up to capture the five man VIPER team and you wind up filing a law suit against them for wrecking your house. Frat Man and his trusty sidekick, Keg Boy. It wasn't capturing the Five-Team that wrecked the house -- it was the post-fight party that did all the damage. NT: The Tick, Mister Incredible, and Frat Man (plus Keg Boy) walk into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 NT: The Tick, Mister Incredible, and Frat Man (plus Keg Boy) walk into a bar... ...and in the average bar, the average I.Q. goes UP ten points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 NT: The Tick, Mister Incredible, and Frat Man (plus Keg Boy) walk into a bar... Gilbert Huph is there and does not survive the evening. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 NT: The Tick, Mister Incredible, and Frat Man (plus Keg Boy) walk into a bar... .... and are immediately tossed out by the bouncer thanks to the ludicrous picture on Keg Boy's fake ID. NT: Subtle signs the Indiana Pacers no longer find your antics amusing (and probably never did). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 NT: Subtle signs the Indiana Pacers no longer find your antics amusing (and probably never did). One of them charges into the stands and starts beating the carp out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 .... and are immediately tossed out by the bouncer thanks to the ludicrous picture on Keg Boy's fake ID. NT: Subtle signs the Indiana Pacers no longer find your antics amusing (and probably never did). One of them charges into the stands and starts beating the carp out of you. Good! I'm tired of being so full of carp. It smells awful and keeps trying to pull me back in the river.... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 They take out a restraining order against my whole town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 NT: Subtle signs the Indiana Pacers no longer find your antics amusing (and probably never did). Your old t-shirt saying Reggie Miller is the only NBA player who can't beat his sister in a game of one-on-one is defaced. With a chainsaw. While you are wearing it. NT: Really bad allies (individuals, teams, animals, whatever) for your character in a pulp-genre campaign. Should not actually be agents of the villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 NT: Really bad allies (individuals, teams, animals, whatever) for your character in a pulp-genre campaign. Should not actually be agents of the villain. The local girl scout Brownie troop. All that elementary school girlie stuff, and you don't even get cookies as a consolation prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 NT: Really bad allies (individuals, teams, animals, whatever) for your character in a pulp-genre campaign. Should not actually be agents of the villain. Cats. Because they're treacherous, self-centered, and basically useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 NT: Really bad allies (individuals, teams, animals, whatever) for your character in a pulp-genre campaign. Should not actually be agents of the villain. "Hi! I'm Arthur Lemming of the British Dental Association!" NT: Subtle signs you need to become a much more menacing supervillain before you can take on James Bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you need to become a much more menacing supervillain before you can take on James Bond. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye! We're holding a tie-dying class today at the senior center. Bring all your friends!" BlueCloud2k2 and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you need to become a much more menacing supervillain before you can take on James Bond. "Pyritefinger, old chap. I must admit, you do have me securely fastened to this table. However, I don't think you realize that what you're menacing me with is a laser pointer..." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you need to become a much more menacing supervillain before you can take on James Bond. "There, there, dear. I'm sure everyone else has trouble getting enough antimatter for their Death Waffle Iron too." NT: World-threatening kitchen implements other than the Death Waffle Iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 The atomic powered Spork BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 NT: World-threatening kitchen implements other than the Death Waffle Iron. The Coffeemaker of Doom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 NT: World-threatening kitchen implements other than the Death Waffle Iron. The Microwave for Dominion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 psst! That's three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 New Topic: Subtle signs that Death Tribble no longer finds you antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 He suddenly acts as if I were a Klingon. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 "You are not even fit to soil the bottom of the Divine Gillian's lowest lackey's stomping boots!" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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