BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Nude beaches in Alaska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Oh yeah, that's three. NT: Subtle signs that both candidates for the 2016 presidential election are the wrong man for the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that both candidates for the 2016 presidential election are the wrong man for the job. They belong to either the Republican Party or the Democratic Party. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that both candidates for the 2016 presidential election are the wrong man for the job. They actually want the job and believe they are qualified for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that both candidates for the 2016 presidential election are the wrong man for the job. They can only converse in 30-second sound bites. NT: Offices that really shouldn't be filled by elections, but are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 NT: Offices that really shouldn't be filled by elections, but are. The city mayor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 President of the United States of America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 NT: Offices that really shouldn't be filled by elections, but are. Anything involving high school students. New Topic: Classes you wish you could have taken in high school/college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Underwater Basket Weaving What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 New Topic: Classes you wish you could have taken in high school/college. DMN 341 (Demonology 341): Dealing With The Soulless. It'd help me understand administrators better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 How to make an atomic bomb McGuyver style. New Topic: What fell secret is going on that most of the pictures Cygnia posts to the 'And now for daily dose of something cute' thread get a like from Death Tribble ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 New Topic: What fell secret is going on that most of the pictures Cygnia posts to the 'And now for something cute' thread get a like from Death Tribble? Death Tribble likes animals. Death Tribble hates people (except as food). All of Cygnia's cute pics posts are pics of animals. Ergo, DT likes them. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 New Topic: What fell secret is going on that most of the pictures Cygnia posts to the 'And now for daily dose of something cute' thread get a like from Death Tribble ? If you look really close, you'll see a teeny-tiny picture of Gillian Anderson photoshopped into each cute-animal pic. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 New Topic: What fell secret is going on that most of the pictures Cygnia posts to the 'And now for daily dose of something cute' thread get a like from Death Tribble ? DT needs new things to stalk, that don't bother with those pesky restraining orders. NT: Subtle signs you might need to get a restraining order on your high school Chemistry teacher. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you might need to get a restraining order on your high school Chemistry teacher. The pungent aroma of methyl mercaptan follows you wherever you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 He has you synthesize Flunitrazepam, collects it all at end of lab. He also has lots of parties at him place, but no one remembers much about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 That dazed feeling you get when you wake up after one of his parties and you have the sneaking suspicion he slipped you a mickey. That and your bung-hole hurts like hell. NT: Subtle signs your mother has finally gone off the deep end and really is 'Nuttier than Squirrel Poo.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 NT: Subtle signs your mother has finally gone off the deep end and really is 'Nuttier than Squirrel Poo.' "Sure, I'd be happy to let you, your wife, and your three children live in my basement rent-free!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 NT: Subtle signs your mother has finally gone off the deep end and really is 'Nuttier than Squirrel Poo.' She orders an NSA-level background check on anyone you even look at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Micheal Hopcroft wrote: She orders an NSA-level background check on anyone you even look at. Mine actually did this while getting her degree in criminal justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 NT: Subtle signs your mother has finally gone off the deep end and really is 'Nuttier than Squirrel Poo.' She refers to everyone she knows by your name--except you. New Topic: You've just spotted a VIPER five-man team in your back yard. How do you deal with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 "My mother's house is two towns over. If you find out what evil thing is keeping her alive, you can keep it if you can extract it." What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 New Topic: You've just spotted a VIPER five-man team in your back yard. How do you deal with them? Go to the dresser and get out your slingshot. They're VIPER agents. That should be sufficient force to drive them away. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 New Topic: You've just spotted a VIPER five-man team in your back yard. How do you deal with them? Stand in front of the broad side of a barn. Since they can't hit that, you should be safe. Bonus - chances are, they're part of some sort of superhero/supervillain origin story, and you could be the lucky one. New Topic: So, exactly why is that VIPER Five-Team in your back yard in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 New Topic:So, exactly why is that VIPER Five-Team in your back yard in the first place?They have heard that my prototype disintegration at range device has succeeded in its first two programs of field tests, and I am now testing it out on what I call medium-large targets, kilometer-size asteroids out near the 7:3 resonance in the main Asteroid Belt. (The first test failed in its control aspects, as three of them were disintegrated rather than just one.) Their first operative (working solo) to my work-site and the second team (a three-team) were among the successful target objects in my earlier development programs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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