Michael Hopcroft Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 New Topic: Which superhero did you run into at 2:30 a.m. at the local convenience store, and why were they there? How was I to know Batgirl was so fond of Super Big Gulps of Mountain Dew? You couldn't tell from her figure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 New Topic: Which superhero did you run into at 2:30 a.m. at the local convenience store, and why were they there? Wolverine, looking for brews and smokes. Alas, you cannot buy alchohol in California after 2am. Lucky for the clerk, I was there to call him a ambulance. New Topic: Who's haunting the local convenience store and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Casper the ghost as Christina Ricci left him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 New Topic: Who's haunting the local convenience store and why? The Ghost of Stephen Foster, because the Hotel Paradise has no vacancies this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 New Topic: Who's haunting the local convenience store and why? Calvin Coolidge -- only nobody can tell he's dead. NT: Valid reasons for casting pearls before swine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 NT: Valid reasons for casting pearls before swine.That's the bait of choice if you want a great angling fight and a chance to land a big bunch of bacon from your boat. Just make sure your knots are well tied, you have a sharp, strong thin-wire hook, and maintain pressure on the catch while keeping the rod pointed well below horizontal so the bending strain is near the midpoint of the rod (or even further back) rather than near the tip. death tribble and Michael Hopcroft 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 It's your last spell of the day, and that Balrog isn't gonna kill itself. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 NT: Valid reasons for casting pearls before swine. They belong to your ex-, and the court decree says that she's responsible for coming to get them. New Topic: Superhero dating scandals as reported by TMZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 She Hulk filmed carousing with the entire Wrecking Crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Thread kill for the win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Thread kill for the win! Oh please, it hasn't even been a week yet. I've seen threads resurrected after five years. This one's not dead. It's not even mostly dead. New Topic: Superhero dating scandals as reported by TMZ. Wolfsbane is caught cheating on Jamie Madrox...with one of his duplicates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 New Topic: Superhero dating scandals as reported by TMZ. Nobody's seen Catwoman for nearly nine months. TMZ finds out why. NT: Subtle signs you picked the wrong day to mess with Daffy Duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Oh please, it hasn't even been a week yet. I've seen threads resurrected after five years. This one's not dead. It's not even mostly dead. The thread feels like going for a walk now. Nobody's seen Catwoman for nearly nine months. TMZ finds out why. NT: Subtle signs you picked the wrong day to mess with Daffy Duck. Turns out, it really is rabbit season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you picked the wrong day to mess with Daffy Duck. You're dethpicable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 You were able to mess with a cartoon character to begin with. NT: Subtle signs that you are really a cartoon character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that you are really a cartoon character. "That's the twenty-seventh anvil they've dropped on me this week. I wish they'd cut it out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that you are really a cartoon character. I sound like Mel Blanc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that you are really a cartoon character. Explosive only turn you into a pile of ash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Hey, Asp -- that's three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that you are really a cartoon character. My best friends are a duck, a dog, two mice, and three young children of indeterminate species. New Topic: Subtle signs that you local elected representative is actually a cartoon character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 His coloring starts to run if it rains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 He actually makes sense in Congress/the Senate/Parliament Pariah and BlueCloud2k2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 New Topic: Subtle signs that you local elected representative is actually a cartoon character. His idea of rhetorical restraint is to use the small mallet. NT: Reasons our great-grandchildren will be grateful we did nothing about Global Warming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 NT: Reasons our great-grandchildren will be grateful we did nothing about Global Warming. It is so much easier to harvest the old petroleum while removing old parking lots when the temperature is already high enough that the asphalt sweats out of the pavement. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 NT: Reasons our great-grandchildren will be grateful we did nothing about Global Warming. Beachfront property in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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