Cancer Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 How powerful of a magnet would it take to launch a mag-rail to the moon.OFF TOPIC: ... that ... actually could be idealized into something I could give on the exam. Hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 NT: Silly magnetism questions for Cancer's final exam. Construct a working monopole from the following materials: a rock hammer, a roll of waxed paper, a chicken enchilada, a joy buzzer, and seven size B batteries. All but the chicken enchilada are found beneath your seat. You have 15 minutes. New Topic: Subtle signs that your favorite professor is actually a supervillain. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 New Topic: Subtle signs that your favorite professor is actually a supervillain. "MWA-HA-HAA!!" "You haven't started on that assignment yet? You fools! I'll show you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 He wears a green cloak and is covered in armour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Construct a working monopole from the following materials: a rock hammer, a roll of waxed paper, a chicken enchilada, a joy buzzer, and seven size B batteries. All but the chicken enchilada are found beneath your seat. You have 15 minutes. New Topic: Subtle signs that your favorite professor is actually a supervillain. That bank heist he pulled off with the aid of some genetically modified henchmen was definitely a clue-by-four. NT: Your favorite heroic professor? Difficulty: Not Professor X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 NT: Your favorite heroic professor? Difficulty: Not Professor X. Professor Dunn. Go here, and click on NoMan at the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 NT: Your favorite heroic professor? Difficulty: Not Professor X. Cancer. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 OFF-TOPIC: I am trying to decide whether I am offended at being labeled "heroic". L. Marcus and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 That's a toss up between Nicola Tesla and Albert Einstein (you did not say living professor, just heroic-level). NT: Subtle Signs that your child is destined to be a super-hero or super-villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 OFF-TOPIC: I am trying to decide whether I am offended at being labeled "heroic". OFF-TOPIC: Well, this is the Hero Games forum, and you're here, so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs that your child is destined to be a super-hero or super-villain. Her bedtime story of choice is A Brief History of Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs that your child is destined to be a super-hero or super-villain. "Daddy, could you get me a hundred-gram strip of beryllium metal, and about fifteen hundred smoke detectors? I need to make my own neutron source for my experiments, and salvaging the americium from the smoke detectors and ganging that up with the beryllium seems to be the easiest way to get what I need." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Simple. I'm their daddy. NT: Things that you put on your tax return that the IRS look at and go 'WHAT ??' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 NT: Things that you put on your tax return that the IRS look at and go 'WHAT ??' "I'm not sure "The Society to Save the Catgirls from God" is a valid charitable deduction, Mr. Hopcroft." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 "You wife adopted a child named Haagen-Dazs?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 NT: Things that you put on your tax return that the IRS look at and go 'WHAT ??' Filling out your tax return using Roman numerals. New Topic: Other occasions where the use of Roman numerals would be inappropriate, but awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Filling out your tax return using Roman numerals. New Topic: Other occasions where the use of Roman numerals would be inappropriate, but awesome. "Let's recite pi!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Ordering drinks, you show a V which can be seen as rude but means you are ordering 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 The first M prime numbers start II III V VII XI XIII XIX XXIII XXXI XXXVII XLI XLIII XLVII LXI LXVII LXXI ... and the last is VIICMXIX (I have had to use strikethru instead of the overbar for the first three "numerals" of the last one) NT: Kinds of creature that will never have a picture posted to the Daily Cute thread by Cygnia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Anemones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 NT: Kinds of creature that will never have a picture posted to the Daily Cute thread by Cygnia. Yersinia pestis (Linky, for the curious.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 NT: Kinds of creature that will never have a picture posted to the Daily Cute thread by Cygnia. That thing that just crawled out of Chekov's ear. NT: More subtle signs you're at the wrong convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 NT: More subtle signs you're at the wrong convention. For me, seeing session titles this afternoon: "Jupiter square Mercury: As bad as it appears?" and "Mars Sextile Venus: Eww!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 NT: More subtle signs you're at the wrong convention. Next Subject: Death Plagues of the Jurassic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 I'm looking for the cosplayers and see things like 'How to Close that Sale' and 'Dealing with Difficult Customers' NT: Things that won't make the cut for the next Star Wars film. difficulty no saying George Lucas script or direction, nor J J Abrams script or direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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