Shadow Hawk Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 NT: Next Olympic venue, even worse that Sochi. Summer Olympics: Punta Arenas, Argentina. Winter Olympics: Brasilia, Brazil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 NT: Next Olympic venue, even worse that Sochi. "The arenas in Rio appear to have been made out of Styrofoam and are falling down around our ears, so we're having the Opening Ceremonies in Pele's garage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 NT: Next Olympic venue, even worse that Sochi. McMurdo Research Station, Antarctica. At least the snow won't be warm and slushy. New Topic: Unexpected moments in tomorrow night's Winter Olympics closing ceremonies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 Dr. Destroyer shows up and abducts the world's medalists to hold them ransom in exchange for world domination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 New Topic: Unexpected moments in tomorrow night's Winter Olympics closing ceremonies. All the athletes suddenly begin twerking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 New Topic: Unexpected moments in tomorrow night's Winter Olympics closing ceremonies. We get a sudden demonstrations of the limitations of Legos as a construction material. NT: Subtle signs the reporters covering the Ukrainian crisis are out of their minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 They start making it sound like wrestling commentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 They are speaking in English and FOX is translating into Ukrainian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 NT: Subtle signs the reporters covering the Ukrainian crisis are out of their minds. They're wearing big targets on their backs. New Topic: How do you solve a problem like Maria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 With judicious amounts of napalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Boot her from the Convent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 New Topic: How do you solve a problem like Maria? Keep her the mother-loving heck away from the Jets. NT: Why naming your pro football team after a fictional gang of street youths might not have been such a good idea. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 New Topic: How do you solve a problem like Maria? Integrate around her in the complex plane, apply the residue theorem, and as long as she's not an essential singularity (and hopefully she's not essential, otherwise you are S.O.L.) you're good to go. EDIT: scooped NT: Why naming your pro football team after a fictional gang of street youths might not have been such a good idea. Linguistic drift. "Dance on air" these days suggests someone carefree, light-headed in love or joy. In the 19th Century the term meant to be hanged. Who knows what that street gang name might mean in a few decades? death tribble and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 NT: Why naming your pro football team after a fictional gang of street youths might not have been such a good idea. Because the name "New Jersey Capulets" just sounds stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Because then the Crips and the Bloods will get their own Sports Franchises. NT: What super-villians are likely to buy a Sports Franchise and what do they do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 NT: What super-villians are likely to buy a Sports Franchise and what do they do with it? All the junior executives in LexCorp, and they move the franchise to Oklahoma City. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 NT: What super-villians are likely to buy a Sports Franchise and what do they do with it? Some cadre of superpowered megalomaniacs, narcissists, and other psychopaths will buy the Oakland Raiders and manage it according to their whims of the moment. Nobody will notice the difference. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 NT: What super-villians are likely to buy a Sports Franchise and what do they do with it? Meet the new owner of the Miami Marlins, Foxbat. The team has a Master Plan to win the World Series, but it changes every week. NT: Subtle signs you picked the wrong day to offend Scrooge McDuck. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you picked the wrong day to offend Scrooge McDuck. He's put a price on your head so high that even the Beagle Boys don't want anything to do with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you picked the wrong day to offend Scrooge McDuck. It's duck season...no, it's rabbit season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 He drowns you by pouring coins down your gullet. NT: Subtle signs you should not have stepped through the Chappa'ai today. (Stargate) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you should not have stepped through the Chappa'ai today. (Stargate) It looks like this i.e., you are really being flushed down the cosmic toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you should not have stepped through the Chappa'ai today. (Stargate) Felger and Coombs have been assigned to come with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you should not have stepped through the Chappa'ai today. (Stargate) They sent you on a surprise mission, and you've already bought movie tickets. NT: Products of the American consumer society that should really go over big in just about any alternate universe you care to name. Psybolt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 NT: Products of the American consumer society that should really go over big in just about any alternate universe you care to name. Anything with Pauly Shore in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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