death tribble Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Summon Baba Yaga who knows a thing about keeping the Russians in line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 NT: The Russians have been trying to kill every stray dog in Sochi to prevent them from interfering with the Olympics. This offends Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling). What will he do about it? Lock them all in their bathrooms, and hope none of them are as strong as the American bobsledders. New Topic: So 'slopestyle' is an Olympic sport now, apparently. What other winter(-ish) activities will become Olympic sports in the future? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 New Topic: So 'slopestyle' is an Olympic sport now, apparently. What other winter(-ish) activities will become Olympic sports in the future?Dunno, but it'll no doubt be some d***ed stupid mumble mumble mumble deprecations mumble mumble thing which is scored on what corrupt nationalistic judges think about "style" and not on objective measures like time, goals scored, targets hit, body count, etc. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 New Topic: So 'slopestyle' is an Olympic sport now, apparently. What other winter(-ish) activities will become Olympic sports in the future? Snowball fighting, and timed construction of snow forts. Putting it on will be a challenge if Sochi continues to need to import snow. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 New Topic: So 'slopestyle' is an Olympic sport now, apparently. What other winter(-ish) activities will become Olympic sports in the future? Competitive synchronized Snow Angel Making NT: Real reasons for Bob Costas's eye problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 NT: Real reasons for Bob Costas's eye problems He was told the hotel room he was issued in Sochi was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. He begged to differ.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 NT: Real reasons for Bob Costas's eye problems He found documentary proof of what everyone has always suspected was the REAL reason there is so much women's ice skating and gymnastics shown on all Olympic TV coverage: that network executives are all perverts with unnatural lust for 12-year-old girls. NBC's enforcers "reminded" him what would happen if he went public with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 NT: Real reasons for Bob Costas's eye problems Russia is a festering, disease-ridden hellhole. It was bound to happen to someone. New Topic: How the Russians are going to get their revenge on Pariah for that crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 They are going to bribe your students to publicly embarrass you on TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Polonium. That is all. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 New Topic: How the Russians are going to get their revenge on Pariah for that crack. "No vodka for you! Ever!" NT: Subtle signs that Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) has had a little too much vodka tonight, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) has had a little too much vodka tonight, He just made a pass at the entire Japanese women's curling team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 He just made a pass at the Russian Men's Ice-Hockey team thinking it was the Japanese women's curling team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) has had a little too much vodka tonight, He just made a pass at the entire Japanese women's curling team. Which was successful (a subtle sign that the Japanese women's curling team had also had too much vodka). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 (Pssst! That's three!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 (Pssst! That's three!) Actually, Michael's post is a comment on a response. So for the third: Petey decides to get every hair on his body curled (including eyebrows and nose hair). After all, he is the Mascot of Curling. NT: Reasons for Michael's (perhaps unhealthy) fixation on Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 He lost a bet with Death Tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Actually, Michael's post is a comment on a response. So it is. D'oh! NT: Reasons for Michael's (perhaps unhealthy) fixation on Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling). Too many fish sticks for dinner, too many nights in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 NT: Reasons for Michael's (perhaps unhealthy) fixation on Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling). One very cold night in Antarctica that Michael and Petey promised that they would never speak of again.... NT: Rejected Olympic Events Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 One very cold night in Antarctica that Michael and Petey promised that they would never speak of again.... NT: Rejected Olympic Events Coming to Brazil in 2016: Synchronized Drowning. The pair with the most impressive performance gets gold medals mailed to their next of kin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 NT: Rejected Olympic Events The Recievers Decathalon: Javelin Catch, Discus Catch, Shot Put Catch, Archery Catch, and Shooting Catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 NT: Rejected Olympic Events Twister on ice NT: Ways to placate the weather gods so that everybody gets normal weather. We have floods in Britain and America has bad snowstorms so be creative people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 NT: Ways to placate the weather gods so that everybody gets normal weather. We have floods in Britain and America has bad snowstorms so be creative people. "The weather gods have forsaken us! What shall we do, Brother?" "Get in the car. We're going to the zoo to sacrifice another polar bear." "Isn't that what ticked them off in the first place?" "No. They hate polar bears. That's why they're getting rid of the ice caps." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Require everyone to build a shrine to Al Gore (Patron Saint of preventing climate change) and offer up a Chinese industrialist as human sacrifice (cuz China has no EPA and laugh at us when we gripe about it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 NT: Ways to placate the weather gods so that everybody gets normal weather. We have floods in Britain and America has bad snowstorms so be creative people. Have the leaders of the IOC promise in writing that they will never award the WINTER Olympics to a warm-weather venue like Sochi ever, ever again. New Topic: What are the Russians going to do with all the venues at Sochi once the Olympic Games have ended? (Difficulty: Nothing to do with sports.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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