death tribble Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 New Topic: Subtle signs that the cheerleaders are really meta-humans/mutants/aliens/whatever. All the boys want to be them NT: Unexpected results from tonight's WWE Royal Rumble. Difficulty no saying actual wrestling will take place or that matches will end fairly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 NT: Unexpected results from tonight's WWE Royal Rumble. Difficulty no saying actual wrestling will take place or that matches will end fairly. There's no audience. Nobody in the stands, nobody on Pay-Per-View, nobody pirating online. Nobody. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 NT: Unexpected results from tonight's WWE Royal Rumble. Difficulty no saying actual wrestling will take place or that matches will end fairly. The winner is immediately declared the front-runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination. Psybolt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 The winner is immediately declared President of the US. NT: Subtle Signs that you would have been better off watching the Wrestling PPV instead of the nightly news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs that you would have been better off watching the Wrestling PPV instead of the nightly news. "Putin is threatening nuclear war, but first here's a ten-minute update on what Miley Cyrus had for breakfast!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs that you would have been better off watching the Wrestling PPV instead of the nightly news. Because the good guys actually win in wrestling sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) NT: Subtle Signs that you would have been better off watching the Wrestling PPV instead of the nightly news.Miley Cyrus-Justin Bieber cage match. NEW TOPIC: Subtle signs that Foxbat has decided to make you his new sidekick. Edited January 27, 2014 by Pariah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 late-night comedians make you their opening act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 You keep getting punched in the face by whatever super-heroine he's stalking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs that you would have been better off watching the Wrestling PPV instead of the nightly news. You might actually have had an hour go by without another bombardment of ten minutes of diatribes about the satanic end-of-the-world boondoggle everyone's-gonna-die fiasco Obamacare. NT: Creatures Cygnia will never post to the Daily Cute thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 NT: Creatures Cygnia will never post to the Daily Cute thread. *Waves Hand* Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 NT: Creatures Cygnia will never post to the Daily Cute thread. Spoo - The Other Blue Meat. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 NT: Creatures Cygnia will never post to the Daily Cute thread. "I'm not sure what this is, but I found it in the yard eating the rosebushes." NT: Why Petey the Stone Cold Penguin, mascot of the sport of Curling, can't find a decent hotel in Sochi. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 NT: Why Petey the Stone Cold Penguin, mascot of the sport of Curling, can't find a decent hotel in Sochi. Um, there aren't any. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 "I'm not sure what this is, but I found it in the yard eating the rosebushes."(I think she's already shown deer and bunnies, and I doubt she's gonna show caterpillars...) NT: Why Petey the Stone Cold Penguin, mascot of the sport of Curling, can't find a decent hotel in Sochi.Petey has already found his way into a freezer at one of the "chicken" teriyaki kiosks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 The last time he was in Sochi, they found him passed out drunk in an ice chest. Naked. NT: Questions and Answers from Lex Luthor's first job after highschool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 NT: Questions and Answers from Lex Luthor's first job after highschool. Q: And how many times have you succeeded in killing Superman? A: None, but I'm working on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 NT: Questions and Answers from Lex Luthor's first job after highschool. "You're an arrogant kid with a bad attitude and no previous job experience. What should I hire you?" "Because when I finally take over this town, I'll remember whether you hired me today, and I'll make you either very rich or very dead." "Welcome aboard, son!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 NT: Questions and Answers from Lex Luthor's first job after high school. "So ... why do you want to work at Starbucks?" NT: Unexpected Super Bowl predictions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 That the half time show will involve Frosty the Snowman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 NT: Unexpected Super Bowl predictions Novel touchdown celebration act: synchronized puking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 3, 2014 Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 NT: Unexpected Super Bowl predictions The game never ends, because Foxbat will steal the game clock. NT: Other criminal attacks on the Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 3, 2014 Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 NT: Other criminal attacks on the Super Bowl. Hackers replace the live game TV broadcast with an MST3K marathon. Of course, this year nobody would have noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 3, 2014 Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 Someone used holographic imaging to make the Bronco's play really badly. Oh wait! That actually happened! I'm still depressed that Denver got its butt handed to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 NT: Other criminal attacks on the Super Bowl. Somebody sabotaged the fusebox to make the lights go out halfway through the game. Oh wait, wrong Super Bowl. New Topic: Creative ways to pass one's Sunday afternoons now that the NFL season is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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