Michael Hopcroft Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 NT: Not-so-catchy Catch Phrases used in a battle between supers. MOMMY! MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY! MOMMY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Rook to King's Bishop 12 ! Didn't see that coming didya ? NT: the Dallas Cowboys are out of the playoffs. How do they or their owner try to screw up teams in both the AFC and NFC ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 NT: the Dallas Cowboys are out of the playoffs. How do they or their owner try to screw up teams in both the AFC and NFC ? "New rule: From now on, every team in the league must have at least two former members of the Dallas Cowboys playing at key positions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 NT: the Dallas Cowboys are out of the playoffs. How do they or their owner try to screw up teams in both the AFC and NFC ? Randomly choosing one team and blackmailing them into hiring Tim Tebow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 NT: the Dallas Cowboys are out of the playoffs. How do they or their owner try to screw up teams in both the AFC and NFC ? "Psst. Need a head coach? We can get you one real cheap NO, it's completely legit, I swear...." NT: Ways to protect NFL teams from not selling out all their games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 NT: Ways to protect NFL teams from not selling out all their games. The first three beers are only $3 with your season pass or paid ticket stub! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 hang the ticket touts around the stadium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 One random ticket holder gets a hundred bucks. NT: Favorite Sports teams of Super Heroes or villains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 NT: Favorite Sports teams of Super Heroes or villains The Oakland Raiders, obviously. Look at their fans, for cryin' out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 NT: Favorite Sports teams of Super Heroes or villains The Richland (WA) High School Bombers, with the mushroom cloud on the helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 the New York Giants, because as everyone knows the entire world of superheroes and supervillains revolves around New York. NT: Why the Mayor of New York City outlawed superheroes. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 NT: Why the Mayor of New York City outlawed superheroes. He couldn't figure out how to tax them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 NT: Why the Mayor of New York City outlawed superheroes.He won't allow anyone into his town that he can't either bully or buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Their presence was causing property values to plummet and insurance premiums to soar. NT: Signs that the current winter storm is the work of some nefarious being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Their presence was causing property values to plummet and insurance premiums to soar. NT: Signs that the current winter storm is the work of some nefarious being. It is freezing cold everywhere... except San Diego, where it's a toasty 70's. It's obviosly the work of a Southern California real estate agent, trying to sell houses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 NT: Signs that the current winter storm is the work of some nefarious being. "What are you up to, Lucifer?" "Cold as Hell? They say it's Cold as Hell? Well, I'll show them just how cold Hell can be! Bite this, mortals!" Pariah and BlueCloud2k2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Thor: Death Tribble ! Return the Casket of the Ancient Winters or I will have words with thee ! NT: New victory dances that are allowed in the NFL. Note they do not need to be by the players. Psybolt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 NT: New victory dances that are allowed in the NFL. Note they do not need to be by the players. Twerking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 NT: New victory dances that are allowed in the NFL. Note they do not need to be by the players.<Tom Lehrer> Let's All Do The Masochism Tango! </Tom Lehrer> (Do you think there will be fights as to who gets to adopt this for the franchise first?) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 "I wanted to penalize you for Unsportsmanlike Conduct, Mr. Belichek, but since you're doing it to the tune of "The dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" I'll let it slide this once." NT: Subtle signs the Seattle Seahawks won't be going to the Super Bowl after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 NT: Subtle signs the Seattle Seahawks won't be going to the Super Bowl after all. They told them that the Super Bowl is being held in Los Angeles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 NT: Subtle signs the Seattle Seahawks won't be going to the Super Bowl after all. It's Seattle. I mean, really. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Because of the song obviously. Oh when the Saints go marching in, oh when the Saints go marching in, I;m going to be in that number, oh when the Saints go marching in. NT: Ways to get over the cold that is affecting America and Canada at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 NT: Ways to get over the cold that is affecting America and Canada at the moment Earth orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Move to Sweden. Seriously; we've got thaw. In January. Some places hasn't got any winter yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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