Psybolt Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 NT: What is Santa going to use instead of the sleigh and reindeer to deliver presents this year? Willie Lumpkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 NT: What is Santa going to use instead of the sleigh and reindeer to deliver presents this year? His awesome lockpicking skills. NT: Side effects of Christmas being canceled because of excess fog at the North Pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 NT: Side effects of Christmas being canceled because of excess fog at the North Pole. FOX News' ratings double Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 NT: Side effects of Christmas being canceled because of excess fog at the North Pole. A disturbance in the parental force as thousands of young voices scream in rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 NT: Side effects of Christmas being canceled because of excess fog at the North Pole. None. With the pack ice gone, Santa has been operating off Bylot Island since 2003, with the toy-making outsourced to Jiangsu. NT: Things ranking even lower than a lump of coal in the Christmas stocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 NT: Things ranking even lower than a lump of coal in the Christmas stocking. Nickelback CDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 AOL CDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 Because I can't resist a cheap shot, I'll chime in on my own topic: Washington Mutual CDs. NT: The Christmas jingle that finally drives you over the edge, and what happens when it does. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 Blue Christmas and I travel to Graceland to burn it and everything within a hundred miles to the ground. And then salt the earth. With Landmines. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2013 Report Share Posted December 22, 2013 The Lady Gaga Christmas album would completely drive me up the wall. thank goodness it doesn't exist.... BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Jingle Bells, especially since it has nothing really to do with Christmas. But since it's everywhere, all I can do it put on some Bruckner on my phone and hope it eventually goes away. NT: Better things to do on Christmas Day than sit around a dead tree opening gaudily-wrapped packages of stuff you'll never use with the extended family members you can't stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 NT: Better things to do on Christmas Day than sit around a dead tree opening gaudily-wrapped packages of stuff you'll never use with the extended family members you can't stand. The same thing we do every Christmas Day, Pinky! Try and take over the world! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 NT: Better things to do on Christmas Day than sit around a dead tree opening gaudily-wrapped packages of stuff you'll never use with the extended family members you can't stand. Enjoy the all-day Christmas marathon of American Pickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Sit in a bell-tower with a .50 rifle with a 100x scope and laser sight. NT: The new security features of Destoyga to keep Santa from delivering Dr. D's lump of coal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 NT: The new security features of Destoyga to keep Santa from delivering Dr. D's lump of coal. Fans on the roof blowing out Wolf pheromones to repel the reindeer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 NT: The new security features of Destoyga to keep Santa from delivering Dr. D's lump of coal. Destruction of every cookie and every gallon of milk in the borders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 NT: The new security features of Destoyga to keep Santa from delivering Dr. D's lump of coal. The chimney leads directly to the heart of the fusion reactor. NT: With the high price of coal, what is Santa going to use instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 NT: With the high price of coal, what is Santa going to use instead? graphite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 NT: With the high price of coal, what is Santa going to use instead? "What's this in my stocking? Charcoal briquettes?" "And here's an one-way ticket to Melbourne, so get ready to grill!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 NT: With the high price of coal, what is Santa going to use instead? Reindeer poop. New Topic: What Santa wants next to the fireplace tonight instead of milk and cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 She's over the age of consent, blonde and only wearing black stockings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 New Topic: What Santa wants next to the fireplace tonight instead of milk and cookies. Cash...lots of cash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Reindeer poop. New Topic: What Santa wants next to the fireplace tonight instead of milk and cookies. A nice white wine, Brie and quality crackers (for the brie). NT: It's December 26th and Santa is off to Hawaii for his annual vacation. What are his elves and reindeer doing? (Difficulty: they don't get to come along....) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Snow ball fight ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 NT: It's December 26th and Santa is off to Hawaii for his annual vacation. What are his elves and reindeer doing? (Difficulty: they don't get to come along....) Watching Breaking Bad DVDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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