Pariah Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 NT: Signs that you really shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pumpkin pie. You've swollen to the point that pi could actually be used to describe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 NT: Signs that you really shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pumpkin pie. Your eyes are turning orange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 The good guys are all busy enjoying a holiday with their families and will be too doped up on tryptophan to thwart his schemes. NT: Signs that you really shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pumpkin pie. Doctor Destroyer wanted it. And that's three. NT: Things to do on Black Friday that are worse than shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Not shopping, but still be in the shopping area. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 NT: Things to do on Black Friday that are worse than shopping. America's Got Talent marathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 NT: Things to do on Black Friday that are worse than shopping. Work in the retail sector, and have to deal with the Black Friday shoppers. NT: How is Foxbat going to ensure he gets everything he's looking for on Black Friday? BlueCloud2k2 and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 NT: How is Foxbat going to ensure he gets everything he's looking for on Black Friday? Nerve gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 NT: How is Foxbat going to ensure he gets everything he's looking for on Black Friday? Ambush shoppers on the way out and grab their purchases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 NT: How is Foxbat going to ensure he gets everything he's looking for on Black Friday? His Master Plan! involves goose grease, vermilion paint, a footlong submarine sandwich, and twenty-three feather pillows. New Topic: What do various members of The Champions want for Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 New Topic: What do various members of The Champions want for Christmas? For Defender and Witchcraft, tickets to Maui for some time to themselves at last where they don't have to answer the bleeding smartphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 30, 2013 Report Share Posted November 30, 2013 Work in the retail sector, and have to deal with the Black Friday shoppers. That would be my wife. It was horrid. Our local Walmart actually closed its doors b/c of too many people in the store. New Topic: What do various members of The Champions want for Christmas? Iron Clad wants to go home and visit his family without the fear of reprisal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 <bump> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Sapphire wants some noise-cancelling headphones for when Defender feels the need to sing. Seriously, the guy can't carry a tune in a bushel basket. NT: Subtle signs during the interview that you're not getting that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 NT: Subtle signs during the interview that you're not getting that job. While sharpening a wooden stake, the interviewer asks you for your blood type "just in case". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 NT: Subtle signs during the interview that you're not getting that job. The interviewer pulls a cricket bat out of her desk and asks if you've ever had a concussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 NT: Subtle signs during the interview that you're not getting that job. There's a display of the current share price for the company over the interviewer's shoulder, and every time she says a word it plunges twenty-five cents. NT: Subtle signs the latest attempt at minting a US dollar coin is, like the other before it, just not going to catch on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 The coin has Monica Lewinski (sp?) on one side and the white house on the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 NT: Subtle signs the latest attempt at minting a US dollar coin is, like the other before it, just not going to catch on. The coin is the shape of a pyramid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 NT: Subtle signs the latest attempt at minting a US dollar coin is, like the other before it, just not going to catch on. Because Americans love pennies so much, the national mint has decided to make the new dollar coins the same size and color as a penny. New Topic: Why is it so (redacted) cold outside?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 New Topic: Why is it so (redacted) cold outside?! Because Apollo forgot to play the electric bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Because the sun is getting colder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 New Topic: Why is it so (redacted) cold outside?! My ex-girlfriend uncrossed her legs. The Lions won a football game on Thanksgiving. This cold spell is a side effect of Hell freezing over. NT: Foxbat has stolen all the Christmas trees to try and hijack all the Christmas presents! (BWA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!) What are you going to put out instead for Santa to put your presents under? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 NT: Foxbat has stolen all the Christmas trees to try and hijack all the Christmas presents! (BWA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!) What are you going to put out instead for Santa to put your presents under? Foxbat, wrapped up head to toe in festive green-and-yellow duct tape. That happens to be invulnerable. With just enough spaces left on his head so he can breathe and see. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Dang you sorta stole mine. An umbrella with a Christmas motif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 NT: Foxbat has stolen all the Christmas trees to try and hijack all the Christmas presents! (BWA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!) What are you going to put out instead for Santa to put your presents under? A giant mutated poinsettia. New Topic: What are other classic Champions supervillains asking Santa to bring them fro Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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