Pariah Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 NT: Subtle signs only the bad turkeys are left this Thanksgiving. They invade Cyprus. New Topic: The most bizarre thing you've ever eaten at Thanksgiving. Difficulty: Must be real. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 New Topic: The most bizarre thing you've ever eaten at Thanksgiving. Difficulty: Must be real. After a late night military watch, I went to bed after breakfast and slept thru the base's thanksgiving dinner. When I awoke, I walked 2-3 miles searching for a open resteraunt. I found a open movie theatre, where I watched the movie "Memphis Belle" while eating two movie hot dogs, a plate of nachos, and a large soda. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 When I was working in a hospital and living on my own, our work served Thanksgiving Dinner for lunch. Later that night, I got hungry and my roommates and I made Nacho Bowls. Dunno if that counts or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 At the Thanksgiving buffet at the Governor Hotel my family went to a couple of years ago, I was handed a slab of roast beef as big -- and thick -- as a good steak. It was the end piece, and apparently the server wanted to get rid of it. NT: Subtle signs that Napoleon Bonaparte was reincarnated after all and is now your cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 He is small with a big attitude and freaks out whenever someone mentions anything sounding like Waterloo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 NT: Subtle signs that Napoleon Bonaparte was reincarnated after all and is now your cat. While you're playing a boardgame with a real-Earth map, like Risk or History of the World, he races across the map of Europe and into Asia, scattering armies everywhere for no discernible reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 NT: Subtle signs that Napoleon Bonaparte was reincarnated after all and is now your cat. The sideways hat and French accent were a dead giveaway. Though the "Ziggy Piggy" sticker was a surprise. NT: The local radio station has thankfully decided to stop broadcasting the far-too-early Christmas carols and instead inexplicably puts a few "Thanksgiving carols" on the air. Name them. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 I'm dreaming of a dead Pilgrim. Just like the ones I used to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 NT: The local radio station has thankfully decided to stop broadcasting the far-too-early Christmas carols and instead inexplicably puts a few "Thanksgiving carols" on the air. Name them. Tryptoooooooooooophan Eating turkey like only I can... Tryptoooooooooooophan snoozing in the chair is my plan... Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 "So take my love, take my land, Take me where I cannot stand." "That's not how "The Thanksgiving Song" goes!" "It is for the Native Americans!" NT: Aliens are settling on the planet! How are you going to stop them from taking over? (Difficulty: no violence) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 "[NT: Aliens are settling on the planet! How are you going to stop them from taking over? (Difficulty: no violence) Nonstop reruns of Jersey Shore. It will make them not want to live on this planet any more. (I know it does that for me,) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Unleash Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Justin Beiber, the Kardashians and Rush Limbaugh on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 NT: Aliens are settling on the planet! How are you going to stop them from taking over? (Difficulty: no violence) Stop them from taking over? Could they possibly be any worse than the people we already have in charge? I say we throw them a Welcome to Earth party. NT: Okay, so maybe the aliens are worse. What horrible thing(s) did they do immediately after taking over the earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Give the Kardashians and Paros Hilton control over the spending of the US Treasury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Play Risk live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 NT: Okay, so maybe the aliens are worse. What horrible thing(s) did they do immediately after taking over the earth? Try and exterminate the Rigelians, a benevolent alien race that has been observing the Earth for millennia. Since the disguise of the Rigelians is as everybody's housecats, this will upset people. NT: Malevolent alien would-be overlords have been posing as animals for millenia. What is their disguise, and how will you see through it. (Difficulty: Cats are out (they're good guys)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 NT: Malevolent alien would-be overlords have been posing as animals for millenia. What is their disguise, and how will you see through it. (Difficulty: Cats are out (they're good guys)) Cows. They reveal their presence by treating us the way we've been treating them, using us as sources of food and clothing. And let's not even get started on the daily milkings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Cows. They reveal their presence by treating us the way we've been treating them, using us as sources of food and clothing. And let's not even get started on the daily milkings.... Cows. They reveal their presence by treating us the way we've been treating them, using us as sources of food and clothing. And let's not even get started on the daily milkings.... How very Skrull of you NT: Malevolent alien would-be overlords have been posing as animals for millenia. What is their disguise, and how will you see through it. (Difficulty: Cats are out (they're good guys)) Sasquatches.... and the cast of Finding Bigfoot will finally get the call and wood knock combo right.... setting off the Sqatchpocolypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Mice. Blow up the earth to disrupt their calculations and they will hire bounty hunters to track down the last humans and suck the answer from their brains. NT: It turns out the evil aliens have only one weakness, and its not the common cold or water. What common, everyday maguffin kills the evil aliens wholesale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 TP. A good over-arm throw at the beastie's main neural node -- SPLOOIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 NT: It turns out the evil aliens have only one weakness, and its not the common cold or water. What common, everyday maguffin kills the evil aliens wholesale. McDonald's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 NT: It turns out the evil aliens have only one weakness, and its not the common cold or water. What common, everyday maguffin kills the evil aliens wholesale. High fructose corn syrup. Spray 'em down with Coca-Cola, and they drop like flies. New Topic: What is Doctor Destroyer thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 He has a fear of Turkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 New Topic: What is Doctor Destroyer thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day? Those special Thanksgiving/Black Friday sales on destructive machinery.... 70% off!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 The good guys are all busy enjoying a holiday with their families and will be too doped up on tryptophan to thwart his schemes. NT: Signs that you really shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pumpkin pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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