Pariah Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 NT: Ways to appease Cygnia if she does not like what Moffat has written for the 50th Anniversary celebration of Dr Who, the Day of the Doctor Rush tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 NT: Ways to appease Cygnia if she does not like what Moffat has written for the 50th Anniversary celebration of Dr Who, the Day of the Doctor Get together a bunch of fan writers to show Moffat what he should have done for the anniversary instead. NT: Subtle signs that the latest episode of Agents of SHIELD was written by an author of bad fan fiction. (Difficulty: simply saying "It's an episode of Agents of SHIELD" simply will not do.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 NT: Subtle signs that the latest episode of Agents of SHIELD was written by an author of bad fan fiction. (Difficulty: simply saying "It's an episode of Agents of SHIELD" simply will not do.) "Agent Coulson... you're metachlorian count is off the charts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 NT: Subtle signs that the latest episode of Agents of SHIELD was written by an author of bad fan fiction. (Difficulty: simply saying "It's an episode of Agents of SHIELD" simply will not do.) Three words: Sparkly sadomasochistic vampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Agent Coulson adopts Harry Potter. NT: Signs that your new neighbor is the main character in a badly written fan fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 It says Kirk, McCoy, and Spock on the door, and there's this creaking noise all the time ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 The door bell plays a variation of an old Buddy Holly and the Crickets number. "Mary Sue, Mary Sue, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Mary Sue. Oh Mary, Oh Mary Sue" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 NT: Signs that your new neighbor is the main character in a badly written fan fiction.She's a vampire AND a werewolf. AND a Sidhe noble AND a witch AND a Chinese geomancer. AND a 9th-dan martial artist. AND a nanomaterials researcher AND a neurosurgeon. And she still can't balance her checkbook (or hire an accountant) or keep her d*** little yapdog from crapping in my yard or waking up the neighborhood at 5AM on weekends. Nerts, that's the third. NT: Truly bizarre things to bring to the office Thanksgiving pot-luck. Must be, at least in principle, edible. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 NT: Truly bizarre things to bring to the office Thanksgiving pot-luck. Must be, at least in principle, edible. "Darn, looks like everybody else brought turkey. Good thing I did something different!" "Louise, you brought a Turk...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 NT: Truly bizarre things to bring to the office Thanksgiving pot-luck. Must be, at least in principle, edible. Tofu lasagna. (Though I'm not positive that meets the last criterion.) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 NT: Truly bizarre things to bring to the office Thanksgiving pot-luck. Must be, at least in principle, edible. The vampire/werewolf/Sidhe noble/witch/Chinese geomancer/9th-dan martial artist/nanomaterials researcher/neurosurgeon's d*** little yapdog. New Topic: Things Foxbat is thankful for this Thanksgiving. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 New Topic: Things Foxbat is thankful for this Thanksgiving. His DCV is finally higher than Skippy the Wonder Dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 New Topic: Things Foxbat is thankful for this Thanksgiving. Turkey. I mean...who isn't? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 New Topic: Things Foxbat is thankful for this Thanksgiving. That the Incredibly Powerful Cosmic Being he ticked off last week is busy doing something else -- far, far away. NT: Subtle signs it's time for your mother to finally let someone else cook this Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 She has cooking fat to use with it. That has been in the fridge or freezer for 25 years..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 She decided to make Tofurkey because everyone's cholesterol is too high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 NT: Subtle signs it's time for your mother to finally let someone else cook this Thanksgiving. "Mom...what do you mean we're having Frankenberry for Thanksgiving?" NT: Other uses for Tofurkery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 NT: Other uses for Tofurkery "Does your dike have a big hole in it? We've got the solution!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 NT: Other uses for Tofurkery "Pull!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 As a way of settling the budget. Either we come to an agreement or we eat the Tofurkery NT: Toy Story was released 18 years ago today. So it can now vote and drink. What else do Woody and the gang do to celebrate ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 NT: Toy Story was released 18 years ago today. So it can now vote and drink. What else do Woody and the gang do to celebrate ?Sid Phillips is sentenced to life in prison after sarin, weaponized anthrax spores, and traces of certain radioisotopes are found in his apartment, along with certain incriminating files on his computer's hard drive. An anonymous tip gave the FBI the lead on him, and after a series of mailed threats were made to various toy manufacturers and government officials. Phillips has vehemently denied all knowledge of what the FBI found and asserts that the evidence was planted in his apartment by an unknown third party. Inexplicably, a collection of thimbles and toy cups all with traces of champagne and other potables is found around the toybox in Andy's old room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Buzz and Woody go on a road trip to Vegas to do a little gambling and pick up some entertainment. Which is a polite term for the nation's lost Barbie Dolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 NT: Toy Story was released 18 years ago today. So it can now vote and drink. What else do Woody and the gang do to celebrate ? The morning after it happens, they all agree "never speak of this again". NT: Subtle signs only the bad turkeys are left this Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 You see them riding Harley's, drinking Bourbon and getting Tattooes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 You see them riding Harley's, drinking Bourbon and getting Tattooes ... ... that say "DARK MEAT". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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