BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 "Your body has a nice geometry and you are intellectually intriguing. Would you like to procreate?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 NT: Spock's favorite pickup lines Pardon me, do you have a box of infant poultry I can lift? Captain Kirk said I needed to "pick up some chicks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 NT: Spock's favorite pickup lines "Meld with me." NT: You're a Vulcan. Subtle signs that this is a person you don't want to have a mind-meld with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 NT: You're a Vulcan. Subtle signs that this is a person you don't want to have a mind-meld with. "Hey rookie. You owe me 30 grand for dinner 'cause I been showin' you the ropes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 They end every sentence with the name of an Elder God. Cthulu, Azathoth, Gi-Hoveg, and the like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 NT: You're a Vulcan. Subtle signs that this is a person you don't want to have a mind-meld with. Anyone. If you're a Vulcan, you don't want to have a mind-meld with anyone. Because it's deviant behavior, and if you do it you'll be an outcast and get Vulcan AIDS. (I just watched that episode on Enterprise. It irritated the dren out of me. /rant) New Topic: Creative ways to tell your boss that no,you're not interested in working on his/her pet project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Anyone. If you're a Vulcan, you don't want to have a mind-meld with anyone. Because it's deviant behavior, and if you do it you'll be an outcast and get Vulcan AIDS. (I just watched that episode on Enterprise. It irritated the dren out of me. /rant) New Topic: Creative ways to tell your boss that no,you're not interested in working on his/her pet project. Sorry boss, I'm scheduled for a series of fleet enemas that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 New Topic: Creative ways to tell your boss that no,you're not interested in working on his/her pet project. "We just got all those pencils, but don't know if the invoice is actually correct. I'm going to have to count them all, one at a time, to make sure it's right. We don't want to be charged for pencils we didn't get, after all." "But this is a paperless office! We don't need any pencils!" "Then don't get me started on the staples and paper clips, sir....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 New Topic: Creative ways to tell your boss that no,you're not interested in working on his/her pet project. Say, boss, how about we forget about me working on your project, and I forget about Miss Wright in accounting the next time I meet your wife? New Topic: Most surprising things said by either the Pilgrims or the Indians at the first Thanksgiving dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 "... And imagine -- this didn't even happen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 New Topic: Most surprising things said by either the Pilgrims or the Indians at the first Thanksgiving dinner. "As much as I like the mole sauce, it really is an anachronism among all the rest of the things on the table. Nevertheless, one does get awfully tired of maple syrup on everything." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 New Topic: Most surprising things said by either the Pilgrims or the Indians at the first Thanksgiving dinner. "You know, this was such a good meal that I almost changed my mind about exterminating your people to the last infant." NT: Subtle signs the organizers of the local Thanksgiving Day Parade are out of their collective minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 ... They try to organize a Thanksgiving Day parade in Sweden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 One of the floats is in the shape of a giant phallus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 NT: Subtle signs the organizers of the local Thanksgiving Day Parade are out of their collective minds. The parade is to be in the nude. NT: Signs you haven't correctly done your seasonal wardrobe rotation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Snow on the ground, and I'm wearing sneakers. Which I'm wont to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 NT: Signs you haven't correctly done your seasonal wardrobe rotation. Your Horrendous Christmas Sweater has somehow been replaced by a Horrendous Christmas T-Shirt and you haven't noticed until now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 NT: Signs you haven't correctly done your seasonal wardrobe rotation. You show up for thanksgiving wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a lei. NT: The top-toy requested of Santa Claus by Marilyn Manson when he was a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Emo-Kid Barbie. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 NT: The top-toy requested of Santa Claus by Marilyn Manson when he was a kid A blunted razor to cut the arms of his teddy bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 NT: The top-toy requested of Santa Claus by Marilyn Manson when he was a kid A synthesizer where every key you hit produces a different variety of human screams. NT: Subtle signs that the farmer who raised your Thanksgiving turkey is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 NT: Subtle signs that the farmer who raised your Thanksgiving turkey is out of his mind. 'Honey, why does the packaging say, "Now with twice the gunpowder and 50% better gas milage!"?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 18, 2013 Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 When the packaging says "made from 90% real turkey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2013 Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 NT: Subtle signs that the farmer who raised your Thanksgiving turkey is out of his mind. He's a member of PETA. NT: Ways to appease Cygnia if she does not like what Moffat has written for the 50th Anniversary celebration of Dr Who, the Day of the Doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2013 Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 NT: Ways to appease Cygnia if she does not like what Moffat has written for the 50th Anniversary celebration of Dr Who, the Day of the Doctor 'What are David Tennant and Billie Piper doing under my Christmas Tree?" "Are you old enough for me to tell you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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