Cancer Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 NT: World's Worst Cocktail party host "I couldn't afford booze or ice so I got five cases of Sterno and mixed in raspberry Kool-Aid powder, and then chilled it. It's like rotgut razzberry snot, but you can get a good buzz off it. Oh, and no smoking, OK?" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Hi ! my name is Jesse Helms ! NT: What Kimmel and Kanye should have done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 NT: What Kimmel and Kanye should have done Fought an MMA match, sold tickets, and donated the proceeds to charity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Battle to the death with wiffle bats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 NT: What Kimmel and Kanye should have done Gangnam Style and then the Dougie NT: Times when the Dougie would make sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 NT: Times when the Dougie would make sense While wading up the beach onto Leyte. Or did you mean a Dougie other than MacArthur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 NT: Times when the Dougie would make sense When you want a 14-year-old kid to replace your spleen for you. Wait, that's Doogie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 NT: Times when the Dougie would make sense When you need a small rubber bath toy for your little girl. Or is that the Duckie? New Topic: Uses for a 30-meter (100 foot) tall rubber duckie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 New Topic: Uses for a 30-meter (100 foot) tall rubber duckie. When you need a lifeboat to get on before your Disney Cruise ship sinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 New Topic: Uses for a 30-meter (100 foot) tall rubber duckie. That special gift for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloon of Ernie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 New Topic: Uses for a 30-meter (100 foot) tall rubber duckie. To make Paul Bunyan Junior want to take a bath (and he really needs to!) NT: More subtle signs your child's kindergarten teacher is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 NT: More subtle signs your child's kindergarten teacher is out of her mind. No Child Left Behind? LOVE IT!!!! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 NT: More subtle signs your child's kindergarten teacher is out of her mind. "I always had the hots for Dipsy, myself. Mmmmmmmmmmm...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 NT: More subtle signs your child's kindergarten teacher is out of her mind.Reading time involves selections from A Brief History of Time. New Topic: Superheroes as they would appear in the The Breakfast Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 New Topic: Superheroes as they would appear in the The Breakfast Club. "No , Wayne, how much money you have doesn't matter here. You still have to go to detention." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 New Topic: Superheroes as they would appear in the The Breakfast Club. Stark! Quit hitting on the girls! Have you ever heard of sexual harassment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 New Topic: Superheroes as they would appear in the The Breakfast Club. "Logan, if you chop up the furniture here like you did in study hall, you'll be here next weekend, too." NT: Really, really, really worthless superpowers. Disgusting isn't necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 The ability to calculate how much small change you and anyone else is carrying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 NT: Really, really, really worthless superpowers. Disgusting isn't necessary. The Power to Cloud Men's Beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 NT: Really, really, really worthless superpowers. Disgusting isn't necessary. The innate knowledge of Everything Related to Miley Cyrus. NT: What strange / mind-blowing / shocking thing is the next pop star down the road going to pull to get noticed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 A nuke detonated in concert. At the actual site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 NT: What strange / mind-blowing / shocking thing is the next pop star down the road going to pull to get noticed? Solve molecular dynamics quantum mechanical problems live, on a giant holographic virtual blackboard, while singing and dancing in a way relevant to the problem. Oh wait. You said noticed, not dismissed as something incomprehensible (to them) and therefore unimportant, by the mainstream media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 NT: What strange / mind-blowing / shocking thing is the next pop star down the road going to pull to get noticed? Two words: Onstage Cannibalism NT: Subtle signs your Secret Admirer is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 ... She admires me. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 NT: Subtle signs your Secret Admirer is out of her mind. She and her 37 beautiful cult-mates admire me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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