zornwil Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "John Kerry, reporting for duty!" (just equal time - btw, your new avatar is vaguely disturbing, though appropriate, CC) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Someone you don't want to meet"Son, is your mom around? No? Are you sure? Good. In that case, I want you to meet Frank. He's my 'special friend'..." (EDIT) NT: Monumentally bad decisions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (EDIT) NT: Monumentally bad decisions... Q: Hitler: Ve haven't finished off Englund Yet, but I say we invade Russia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Monumentally bad decisions... While holding a bottle of Midol: So all I have to do is go up to She-hulk and say "Here Jen I think you need this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (EDIT) NT: Monumentally bad decisions... (Old School Reference) Hi, I'm Eddie Murphy, and I've got a few songs to sing. NT: Signs your GM has gone crazy with his power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Alright I have wired intercomm all over the house so we can play even if you want to grab a drink in the kitchen or when you are on the can. Oh and everything you say can and will be held against you' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your GM has gone crazy with his power Yes, your sword breaks when you swing it at that soft butter. If you want to argue I can kill your character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your GM has gone crazy with his power "Okay, everybody got their new 200 point Supers ready? I noticed you didn't have much of a brick in the party, so I'll be playing this version of the Silver Age Superman I found online with you ... he's only 3780 points." NT: 'Sim' games they really shouldn't make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 'Sim' games they really shouldn't make. "Okay, so you're the moderator for an online gaming community discussion board..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Be the first on your block to own Sim Crack Whore!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 'Sim' games they really shouldn't make. Hey Mohamed have played SimTerrorist yet? NT: Signs you need a break from the NGD boards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey Mohamed have played SimTerrorist yet? NT: Signs you need a break from the NGD boards "Wow ... such a clean, lucid, intellectually stimulating post. I should rep Mightybec for bringing me a step closer to true enlightenment, then call in my kids to take a look at this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey Mohamed have played SimTerrorist yet? NT: Signs you need a break from the NGD boards "I don't understand, my post count is in the thousands... why hasn't my penis grown as well?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So who here is up for a spirited discussion on Gay Religious Politics?" Why you were late this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So who here is up for a spirited discussion on Gay Religious Politics?" Why you were late this morning. "Well, I was on my way out the door when I saw my cat licking himself ... you know that big stretch where that one hind leg is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up in the air? And I'm watching this, and I'm all, y'know, that actually looks kind of interesting, so I'm all, y'know, what the hell, lemme give it a shot. So I lay down and try to stretch my leg out, and I get this godawful charlie horse, but it's not on my calf, it's in my groin. And really, after that, you just can't walk fast enough to get to the car on time." lemming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Why you were late this morning. Last night I got home to find Charisma Carpenter naked on my bed. And she was really horny you see, and I didn't get much sleep before the alarm. SO when it went off, I accidentally turned it off and fell back asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I was actually on time but space aliens zapped me and knocked me out of phase with reality. I cried for help but no-one could see or hear me. Eventually two FBI agents who specialise in the unusual tracked down the aliens and managed to return me to normal. NT What your loved one says that tells you your relationship is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT What your loved one says that tells you your relationship is over. Naw I think those cyanide pills are just like vitamin pills, take one a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT What your loved one says that tells you your relationship is over. I'm going to remodel the house. You pull all your stuff out of the house, all pull out all mine, and we'll meet at the local hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT What your loved one says that tells you your relationship is over."'Have I been seeing another man?' Honey, that's absurd! I can't imagine what it is that women see in men, anyway! Well, I'm going out now... I'll be over at Kim's house. Don't wait up." NT: Worst Celebrity Endorsement Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst Celebrity Endorsement Ever. "... and you get a free set of steak knives!" - O.J. Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Come to Micheal Jackson Daycare!" Mantis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst Celebrity Endorsement Ever. "Good evening. I'm William Shatner, and I'm here to talk about the Rug Doctor. ... Why is everybody laughing?" NT: If Sesame Street characters guest-starred on primetime dramas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Sesame Street characters guest-starred on primetime dramas. On NYPD Blue; Hey Franz, We need info on the major drug traffic downtown. Go talk to you informant Oscar, the homeless guy who lives in that trashcan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On the West Wing: Ok we are going to be briefed on this strange beast that only kids can see by a giant yellow flightless talking bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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