death tribble Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mexico invades Texas and sets fire to George W Bush. Everyone across the world celebrates. I can dream can't I ? NT: You wake up on July 5th and realise (difficulty no saying the 4th was yesterday or you slept through it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You wake up on July 5th and realize (difficulty no saying the 4th was yesterday or you slept through it) 17 days until Captain America: The First Avenger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You wake up on July 5th and realise (difficulty no saying the 4th was yesterday or you slept through it) That the dog has picked Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome from all the fireworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You wake up on July 5th and realise ...that the Dallas Cowboys are NOT "America's Team" and haven't been for a long, long time. And smile. Edit: Oops, that's three. New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost of Carl Sagan is haunting your new apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Something keeps mumbling "Billions and billions of dust grains ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost of Carl Sagan is haunting your new apartment. Every time you turn to the Horoscopes page the fire alarm goes off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...that the Dallas Cowboys are NOT "America's Team" and haven't been for a long, long time. And smile. Edit: Oops, that's three. New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost of Carl Sagan is haunting your new apartment. Someone appears to be writing a book on the physics of the afterlife on your computer. New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost haunting your apartment is not Carl Sagan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The message written in mirrorscript and in blood reads "!talf si htraE ehT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The word 'Like' appears about half a dozen times in one sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost haunting your apartment is not Carl Sagan. It scatters Chick pamphlets everywhere. NT: SUbtle signs you shouldn't have gone to the hot dog stand for lunch after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *creditable impression of old faithful* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: SUbtle signs you shouldn't have gone to the hot dog stand for lunch after all. The cops show up, handcuff the hot dog vendor, and pull a human hand from the vendor's cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Work is holding a Vegetarian Week NT: It's the new wonder product ! Slime ! What will you do with slime ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the new wonder product ! Slime ! What will you do with slime ! Elect it to public office. Still not sure how this is a "new" product, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the new wonder product ! Slime ! What will you do with slime ! Dump it on somebody's head every time they say "I don't know!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Work is holding a Vegetarian Week NT: It's the new wonder product ! Slime ! What will you do with slime ! I don't know! New Topic: You are the dictator of a reasonably-sized country. Who do you invade and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You are the dictator of a reasonably-sized country. Who do you invade and why? "Let's invade McDonalds! I need a Happy Meal!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Let's invade Russia ! It can't go wrong and they ain't got nukes anymore !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You are the dictator of a reasonably-sized country. Who do you invade and why? "I want to do something no other dictator has accomplished. Let's conquer Switzerland!" NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to propose a corporate merger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to propose a corporate merger. People are actually paying money to anybody willing to take your company's stock off their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to propose a corporate merger. "Hey, you got AOL stock on my Time Warner." "You got Time Warner on my AOL." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's the day R'lyeh rises. NT: Other things improved by Cthulhu. Difficulty not the election for American President or any other elected official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things improved by Cthulhu. Difficulty not the election for American President or any other elected official. "Our next act on America's Got Talent is..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things improved by Cthulhu. Difficulty not the election for American President or any other elected official. "Hey, Mr. Bay! I've got this great concept for Transformers 4! And we can finally do something about Shia LaBeouf's contract!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things improved by Cthulhu. Difficulty not the election for American President or any other elected official. The graft in the voting for awarding major international sports events, like the Olympics, World Cup, etc. Cthulhu may dissatisfied with the lack of souls in the greedy b*****ds he consumes when he shows up at the voting, but I gather he doesn't get along with his siblings either. NT: Sports that would be better with a cubical ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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