BoloOfEarth Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Terminator: "I'll be back." Cop: "While you're out, could you pick up a dozen donuts and some coffee? Thanks, pal!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad next lines for your favourite films. Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Vizzini: Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips?! New Topic: Unexpected things to see/hear during an alien invasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The aliens fleeing for their lives when they encounter Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus. Kim Kardashion and Paris Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected things to see/hear during an alien invasion. FOX News blames President Obama for the invasion... Oh wait, UNEXPECTED things.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected things to see/hear during an alien invasion. The aliens step out of their ships, dressed in outfits suitable for Lada Gaga, and demand the release of their queen. New Topic: Totally unexpected reasons given for the alien invasion. (e.g. "Mars Needs Cheese!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Totally unexpected reasons given for the alien invasion. (e.g. "Mars Needs Cheese!") They want Death Tribble, Zornwill, and Bunneh for some kind of interstellar gladiatorial games. And Cancer as a referee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'The Gilmore Girls MUST have a new season ! And bring back NYPD Blue !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Totally unexpected reasons given for the alien invasion. (e.g. "Mars Needs Cheese!") Alpha Centauri Needs Tostitos, And they have to be Restaurant Style -- nothing else will do. NT: Subtle signs that you are too much of a snob where fast food is concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Alpha Centauri Needs Tostitos, And they have to be Restaurant Style -- nothing else will do. NT: Subtle signs that you are too much of a snob where fast food is concerned. You refuse to eat anywhere but McDonalds - Anywhere else, it's not really fast food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You decree that there is only one burger chain, one chicken chain and one pizza chain thatcen be visited. The rest are all posers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you are too much of a snob where fast food is concerned. You insist the food you order must have more nutritional content than chewing a used Dr. Scholl's shoe insert. NT: Shocking new items on the menu at the local McDonald's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Edible food?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Shocking new items on the menu at the local McDonald's. Rocky Mountain Oyster McNuggets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kentucky Fried Colonels NT: What is the Soup of the Day ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the Soup of the Day ? Primordial Ooze Chowder. It evolves as it sits in your bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the Soup of the Day ? Nice, warm gazpacho soup. It was cold, but Rimmer sent it back to have the chef heat it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the Soup of the Day ? Today, it's Thursday's Child Soup. Made with real child. It's a foreign soup, of course; "Thursday's child has far to go." NT: Things encountered on your table at a restaurant which you don't usually think of as condiments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Daffodils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things encountered on your table at a restaurant which you don't usually think of as condiments. Condoms with mints taped to the packet. Obviously, our waiter isn't very literate, but he is very literal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things encountered on your table at a restaurant which you don't usually think of as condiments. "Hi. I'm Suzie, and I'll be your bottle of ketchup for the evening!" NT: Subtle signs that the World of Warcraft advertising campaign has gone too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mr T dresses up in full Night Elf gear and starts clubbing people to death on Time Square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the World of Warcraft advertising campaign has gone too far. The ads start showing up on the same networks that run ads for power chairs and diabetes testing kits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the World of Warcraft advertising campaign has gone too far. "Hi, this is Justin Bieber for World of Warcraft..." NT: Unlikely 4th of July celebrations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The citizens of the US setting aside their political and philosophical differences to share in harmoniously celebrating our nation's birth, vowing to work together for the greater good of our country rather than selfish power-grabbing and posturing. Yeah. Ain't gonna happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely 4th of July celebrations A day marked by modesty, humility, and temperance. Yeah. Ain't gonna happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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