Psybolt Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat J NT: Unusual thoughts to have while skydiving without a parachute. "I hope I don't get a stain on my new jacket" NT: Unusual thoughts to have while riding the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual thoughts to have while riding the bus "I thought I told him to turn LEFT on Elm! Why won't he listen to me -- it's a great shortcut!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual thoughts to have while riding the bus "I hope they're not serving pasta on this flight. I have Celiac disease!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Do tanks secretly envy buses because a bus gets used more ? NT: It's Wimbledon ! You expect rain but you don't expect _____________ ! (Difficulty no mentioning of British defeats or victories) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's Wimbledon ! You expect rain but you don't expect _____________ ! (Difficulty no mentioning of British defeats or victories) It's Wimbledon ! You expect rain, but you don't expect golfers playing through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Do tanks secretly envy buses because a bus gets used more ? NT: It's Wimbledon ! You expect rain but you don't expect... The Spanish Inquisition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Do tanks secretly envy buses because a bus gets used more ? NT: It's Wimbledon ! You expect rain but you don't expect _____________ ! (Difficulty no mentioning of British defeats or victories) It's Wimbledon ! You expect rain but you don't expect earthquakes! NT: Subtle signs that you watch too much tennis this time of year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anytime something goes against you at tyhis time of year you get up and shout 'You cannot be serious !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you watch too much tennis this time of year. You watch any at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you watch too much tennis this time of year. Your girlfriend breaks up with you because you keep going on about how love means nothing. New Topic: Unexpected things Pariah will find in his home as he packs for next week's move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your girlfriend breaks up with you because you keep going on about how love means nothing. New Topic: Unexpected things Pariah will find in his home as he packs for next week's move. Thirty-three mis-matched socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lord Voldemort reading the Economist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected things Pariah will find in his home as he packs for next week's move. An infinite number of Orcs in the basement. Thankfully each is only about four inches tall. NT: Signs the Orcs in your campaign aren't as frightening as you thought they would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Orcs in your campaign aren't as frightening as you thought they would be. They all look like a young Robin Williams, say "Nanu, nanu!" and you discover that their name is actually spelled "mOrcs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Orcs in your campaign aren't as frightening as you thought they would be. The flowers behind their ears are slightly wilting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Orcs in your campaign aren't as frightening as you thought they would be. They were modelled after the ones in Lord of the Rings. The cartoon version. NT: Unexpected things Michael Hopcroft will find in Portland. Difficulty No Kaiju. That's my gimmick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A Radioactive Man #1, in mint condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected things Michael Hopcroft will find in Portland. Difficulty No Kaiju. That's my gimmick Sunshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected things Michael Hopcroft will find in Portland. Difficulty No Kaiju. That's my gimmick A Job (I hope). Portland has about 9.5% unemployment and that doesn't count the people who have outright given up. NT: Subtle signs that your child's piano teacher is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your child's piano teacher is out of her mind. "Remember that if you misplay the F-sharp in the final chord in Liszt's piano sonata #6, it will create an acoustic space-time singularity that will destroy the Universe as we know it. It's like crossing the beams in Ghostbusters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your child's piano teacher is out of her mind. "Of course, the only reason to learn to play the piano is to prepare yourself to be able to play the accordion...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She asks to be his Groupie when he grows up. NT: Subtle signs that you should buy a new computer: Difficulty: Must be more creative than "Old one broken". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She asks to be his Groupie when he grows up. NT: Subtle signs that you should buy a new computer: Difficulty: Must be more creative than "Old one broken". Your current one has been registered as a Gremlin habitat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you should buy a new computer: Difficulty: Must be more creative than "Old one broken". The Master Control Program (MCP) keeps erasing your files. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you should buy a new computer: Difficulty: Must be more creative than "Old one broken". Your current computer can't seem to figure out that your name isn't actually Dave. New Topic: If a new computer could do this, you'd buy it in a minute, regardless of cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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