Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtly signs Death Tribble and Teh Bunneh visited your city. Every horizontal and vertical surface in town is covered in fuzz. NT: Subtle signs that Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain and Northern Ireland no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain and Northern Ireland no longer finds your antics amusing. She has plastic surgeons alter your ears to match those of Prince Charles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain and Northern Ireland no longer finds your antics amusing. She simply states, "Knock that off. I didn't tolerate that kind of crap from the Falklands, and I won't tolerate it from you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You find yourself imprisoned in the Tower of London awaiting beheading NT: Subtle signs that Adolph Hitler no longer finds your antics amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Nazis perform a blitzkrieg on your cubicle at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtly signs Death Tribble and Teh Bunneh visited your city. "City? There was a city here?" "Yeah, see all the pr0n remnants amid the scattered debris?" NT: Tools unexpectedly useful in repairing your back yard fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Adolph Hitler no longer finds your antics amusing The Nazis perform a blitzkrieg on your cubicle at work. AHEM ! Cancer, this is the open topic and 1st reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankL Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You receive a yellow Star of David in the mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There's a crowd of brownshirts on your front lawn. (Downer subject. Let's try...) NT: Not so subtle signs that Foxbat doesn't find your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Centipedemobile passes by your house and office and cocks its legs on them thus falling over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not so subtle signs that Foxbat doesn't find your antics amusing. Step One: A truck with an alarming number of wheels backs into your driveway. Step Two: The back elevates, dumping millions of ping-pong balls into your garage. Step Three: The truck drives around the corner. Step Four: The ping-pong balls explode, filling the whole house with a stinking purple mist. Step Five: You see Foxbat in the branches of a nearby tree laughing his fool head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He goes on national TV and radio and has stories printed in the press and magazine saying that yoy are a stinky head. (I heard the following this morning and have to do it) NT: Highly Inappropriate songs for the first dance at the wedding between Bride and Groom. Examples are 99 Problems by Jay Z and Big Mistake by Natalalie Imbruglia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Highly Inappropriate songs for the first dance at the wedding between Bride and Groom. Examples are 99 Problems by Jay Z and Big Mistake by Natalalie Imbruglia. Oops I did it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Highly Inappropriate songs for the first dance at the wedding between Bride and Groom. Examples are 99 Problems by Jay Z and Big Mistake by Natalalie Imbruglia. The Anvil Chorus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Highly Inappropriate songs for the first dance at the wedding between Bride and Groom. Examples are 99 Problems by Jay Z and Big Mistake by Natalalie Imbruglia. "Hit Me Baby One More Time" NT: Subtle signs that Captain America is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Captain America is out of his mind. He changes his name to Capitaine la France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Captain America is out of his mind. "That Green Lantern movie... man it was great!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Captain America is out of his mind. "Surrender?! You think this letter on my head stands for FRANCE?!" NT: Subtle signs that Spider-Man is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Surrender?! You think this letter on my head stands for FRANCE?!" NT: Subtle signs that Spider-Man is out of his mind. ...He sells his marriage to Mephisto to bring back his aunt. *Zing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Spider-Man is out of his mind. He thinks it's important to be on Broadway despite the serious personal injury that results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Spider-Man is out of his mind. "I miss Ben Reilly." NT: Subtle signs that Reed Richards is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Reed Richards is out of his mind. He makes all these incredible inventions then refuses to patent them. (He had a lot of money to be sure, but he could have been Bill Gates if he wanted to!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Reed Richards is out of his mind. "A clone of Thor? That's a GREAT idea!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Reed Richards is out of his mind. He refers to Henry Pym as "an esteemed colleague." NT: What RexMundi is going to do to BoloOfEarth if he finds out Bolo has been dissing Dr. Pym again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What RexMundi is going to do to BoloOfEarth if he finds out Bolo has been dissing Dr. Pym again. Make him catalog Janet Van Dyne's wardrobe. By hand. With a pencil and paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.