Psybolt Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If your milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, what does your coffee do ? Makes them pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If your milk shake brings all the boys to the yard' date=' what does your coffee do ?[/quote'] Turns their brains into grape jelly. NT: Subtle signs that LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh no longer find your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh no longer find your antics amusing. Because they said so... on their 30 minute ESPN special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that LeBron James' date=' Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh no longer find your antics amusing.[/quote'] You came basically out of nowhere and dropped 21 points on them in a game the pretty much needed to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that LeBron James' date=' Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh no longer find your antics amusing.[/quote'] It's after last night. NT: Excessive uses of force, even for a Champions campaign. Must include rodents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Willard tries to take over the World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excessive uses of force' date=' even for a Champions campaign. Must include rodents.[/quote'] Use Change Environment to infect every rat and mouse on Earth with the Bubonic Plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's after last night. NT: Excessive uses of force, even for a Champions campaign. Must include rodents. I object! I was never there, I never saw the place and that's not my Destructo-Ray 8001! Aheh. NT: What's Narf's latest plan to Take Over The World and how will it fail in a humorous fashion? (Because really, succeeding would be far too much work) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's Narf's latest plan to Take Over The World and how will it fail in a humorous fashion? (Because really' date=' succeeding would be far too much work)[/quote'] Due to a mixup of vials in Operation Achoo, the super-allergen Narf has released into the environment affects only him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's Narf's latest plan to Take Over The World and how will it fail in a humorous fashion? (Because really' date=' succeeding would be far too much work)[/quote'] Same way it fails every night. Poit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's Narf's latest plan to Take Over The World and how will it fail in a humorous fashion? (Because really' date=' succeeding would be far too much work)[/quote'] Operation Clark Kent, an experiment designed to give Narf a superpower that will force everyone to pay attention to him, ends up with him being the new Ant-Man, only his shrinking is Always On. NT: Subtle signs that the Guardians picked the wrong guy to give a Green Lantern Power Ring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat operation clark kent, an experiment designed to give narf a superpower that will force everyone to pay attention to him, ends up with him being the new ant-man, only his shrinking is always on. Nt: Subtle signs that the guardians picked the wrong guy to give a green lantern power ring to. "Aahahahahahahahaha! The power!!! The power!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the Guardians picked the wrong guy to give a Green Lantern Power Ring to. "So how do you pronounce the word, nuclear?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the Guardians picked the wrong guy to give a Green Lantern Power Ring to. "This is a picture of my penis with a power ring on it..." NT: Surprises in the upcoming Green Lantern movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises in the upcoming Green Lantern movie "You know, it really wasn't meant to be used as a hat for a gerbil...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises in the upcoming Green Lantern movie Danny DeVito has a cameo appearance as Kilowog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises in the upcoming Green Lantern movie Samuel L Jackson appears and says he's offering Green Lantern the chance to join the CENSORED Justice League NT: It's Satinkitty's birthday ! What do you get her as a present ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's Satinkitty's birthday ! What do you get her as a present ? Healing potion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Samuel L Jackson appears and says he's offering Green Lantern the chance to join the CENSORED Justice League NT: It's Satinkitty's birthday ! What do you get her as a present ? I'd like to give better health, too; unfortunately, that's a bit beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's Satinkitty's birthday ! What do you get her as a present ? A weekend of uninterrupted rest. NT: Subtle signs that you've had too much Diet Dr. Pepper today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you've had too much Diet Dr. Pepper today. You've had any Diet Dr. Pepper today. Cone on, the stuff is vile. (YMMV, I suppose.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thank you, everyone. You've probably had too much diet Dr. Pepper when it makes you so hungry you eat a whole 20 pound turkey by yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A weekend of uninterrupted rest. NT: Subtle signs that you've had too much Diet Dr. Pepper today. Fred the Stinky Man holds his nose as you walk past. NT: Subtly signs Death Tribble and Teh Bunneh visited your city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtly signs Death Tribble and Teh Bunneh visited your city. "City? There was a city here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The TV stations are playing adult material as you walk by and there now appear to be churches to St Gillian the Divine and St David the Marvellous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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