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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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NT: What the heck? Books on the Evil League of Evil's bookshelf.

 

Tomorrow, I will be Invincible

 

NT: Subtle signs your child's kindergarten teacher is a disguised supervillain.

 

Everything is in an odd bird decor, and all the kids go down the slide on their belly, head first with their arms at their sides holding an umbrella behind their backs.

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NT: What the heck? Books on the Evil League of Evil's bookshelf.

 

I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want To Be Your Class President. Incidentally, one of my youngest daughter's favorite books.

 

NT: Subtle signs your child's kindergarten teacher is a disguised supervillain.

 

"I don't see how you can claim this was *my* fault, Mr. Richards. *You* were the one to name your son Reed..."

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NT: What the heck? Books on the Evil League of Evil's bookshelf.

 

The latest volume of the Yellow Pages, with the names of prominent lawyers, bail bondsmen, and doctors highlighted.

 

NT: Subtle signs your child's kindergarten teacher is a disguised supervillain.

 

"I appreciate the apple, Johnny, but next time, could you bring me some yellow cake uranium?"

 

New Topic: Strange things Humanity discovers on its first mission to the stars.

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New Topic: Strange things Humanity discovers on its first mission to the stars.

 

Everyone on Alpha Centauri are huge Red Sox fans.

 

HUGE Red Sox fans. As in twenty feet tall and eight hundred pounds....

 

NT: Subtle signs that the creature attacking your campsite is, despite all appearances, not a gorilla.

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NT: Subtle signs that the creature attacking your campsite is' date=' despite all appearances, not a gorilla.[/quote']

 

The fluid dripping from the gunshot wounds your party gave the creature is not blood. Instead, it has an oily black appearance, and when a fresh drop hits the ground, it smokes a little.

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Triplanes and Quadplanes

 

Technically, I think that should be Tetraplanes.

 

NT: Subtle signs that you have just been transported to the Elemental Plane of Stupidity.

 

The owners have locked out the players and the players are filing a class-action lawsuit against the owners, while the fans are still suffering through 10% unemployment.

 

New Topic: Amusing but highly inappropriate things to bring to a superhero bachelor/bachelorette party.

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