Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Los Angeles is getting a professional football team! What shall we name it? (not for reals' date=' just maybes.)[/quote'] The Los Angeles Playboys of Anaheim. ("We knew we were in trouble when we let Hugh Hefner buy an NFL team. Now the cheerleaders are wearing -- WHAT?") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Los Angeles Lady Boys. Should upset the Lakers fans no end NT: You take the morning off and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You take the morning off and Fly it to Cuba! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You take the morning off and ... end up getting sick, so you spend most of the time sitting on the iPood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You take the morning off and Find that by mi9d-afternoon you're going to have to start looking for a new job. NT: Subtle signs that the guy at Best Buy trying to sell you an iPad is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy at Best Buy trying to sell you an iPad is out of his mind. He tells your wife that it's short for "Max-iPad" and talks up its absorbency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He keeps doing Star Trek in jokes to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy at Best Buy trying to sell you an iPad is out of his mind. He tells you he just downloaded the Intersect into it. New Topic: Things that would be much better if they were on fire. (Difficulty: No people, cities, or countries.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things that would be much better if they were on fire. (Difficulty: No people' date=' cities, or countries.)[/i'] Incense sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Marshmallows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Drigging rigs in the Gulf of Mexico Too soon ? NT: If Everything is coming up Roses, what is everything coming down with ? (No references to clothes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Everything is coming up Roses' date=' what is everything coming down with ? (No references to clothes)[/quote'] Botrytis Blight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Everything is coming up Roses' date=' what is everything coming down with ? (No references to clothes)[/quote'] Gravity, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Everything is coming up Roses' date=' what is everything coming down with ? (No references to clothes)[/quote'] Everybody is coming Down With the Leader! NT: Subtle signs that your country's current dictator is about to be overthrown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everybody is coming Down With the Leader! NT: Subtle signs that your country's current dictator is about to be overthrown. His palace guards are holding up welcome mats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your country's current dictator is about to be overthrown. His wife has just joined the mob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The price of pitchforks goes through the roof. NT: Hints that teh bunneh is the new Dictator: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hints that teh bunneh is the new Dictator: The new McCarrot at McDonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hints that teh bunneh is the new Dictator: The new Minister of Propaganda Emeritus is Hugh Hefner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hints that teh bunneh is the new Dictator: The new Crime czar is the Queen of Hearts. New Topic: Now that the final Space Shuttle launch has taken place, what should our next step be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The new Crime czar is the Queen of Hearts. New Topic: Now that the final Space Shuttle launch has taken place, what should our next step be? Replace the old, out-dated, inefficient shuttle with a modern space launch vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Now that the final Space Shuttle launch has taken place' date=' what should our next step be?[/quote'] The next step should be to put the left leg in. And then out. Then in, then out twice. Then shake it all about. Then do the hokey pokey and turn around. That's what it's all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Now that the final Space Shuttle launch has taken place' date=' what should our next step be?[/quote'] Make the Soyuz bigger and more comfortable, since we're going to be using it for a while. NT: Subtle signs that the craft you are taking to the International Space Station was built by the lowest bidder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It runs on diesel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the craft you are taking to the International Space Station was built by the lowest bidder. It's made of plywood, bailing wire, and duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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