BoloOfEarth Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Vital life skills that most teen pop sensations lack. The shouting was overwhelming. "Financial acuity!" "Common sense!" "Abstinence!" "Wearing underwear!" "No, ethics! Go with ethics!" Richard Dawson approached and put his arm around my shoulders. "Your answer?" I didn't hesitate. "I'll go with Common Sense, Richard!" He pointed at the board. "Let's seeeeee.... Common Sense!" [bING!] "Number One Answer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Actually having a life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Vital life skills that most teen pop sensations lack. Being able to hold a single note for more than 300 milliseconds. The Mariah Carey syndrome, in other words. New Topic: Creative ways to celebrate the day after Valentine's Day. (Difficulty: 'Booze' is not creative.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to celebrate the day after Valentine's Day. (Difficulty: 'Booze' is not creative.) Stalking the woman who refused to be your Valentine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Being able to hold a single note for more than 300 milliseconds. The Mariah Carey syndrome' date=' in other words.[/quote'] You have at least one too many zeros there. Maybe two, I'm not sure. New Topic: Creative ways to celebrate the day after Valentine's Day. (Difficulty: 'Booze' is not creative.) Going out to dinner, since restaurants are all full on Valentine's Day itself. The day after ... the staff are happy to serve you, since business is slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat With a his and hers pregnancy tester NT: You know it's a slow day on the boards when Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know it's a slow day on the boards when The only person arguing with you in one of the WWE threads is your sockpuppet account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat With a his and hers pregnancy tester NT: You know it's a slow day on the boards when You have to make a sockpuppet account just to have any conversation at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know it's a slow day on the boards when We're stuck on the same scene for eight weeks. NT: Subtle signs that the conductor of the local symphony orchestra is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the conductor of the local symphony orchestra is out of his mind. "Now... Never Say Never! A one... a two..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the conductor of the local symphony orchestra is out of his mind. He wants to play the entire works of Bach using only kazoos, banjos, accordians, and harmonicas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He demands that the orchestra play current classics like Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber NT: Justin Beiber is currently in the UK. What bribes do you offer so that he stays over here and never comes back ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Justin Beiber is currently in the UK. What bribes do you offer so that he stays over here and never comes back ? Offer to return South Carolina back to England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Justin Beiber is currently in the UK. What bribes do you offer so that he stays over here and never comes back ? Bribe the airline to "lost" his return-flight reservation and have constant "computer failures" to prevent him from making a new reservation until his handlers get the message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Justin Beiber is currently in the UK. What bribes do you offer so that he stays over here and never comes back ? We'll keep Robert Green if you'll keep Beiber. New Topic: Subtle signs that Steve Job's newest business partner is, in fact, Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We'll keep Robert Green if you'll keep Beiber. New Topic: Subtle signs that Steve Job's newest business partner is, in fact, Foxbat. Apple's products now come in more than one colour at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Justin Beiber is currently in the UK. What bribes do you offer so that he stays over here and never comes back ? I know this one's over, but I just had to respond. We'll give you Gillian. Just pleasepleasepleasePLEASE keep Justin Beiber! New Topic: Subtle signs that Steve Job's newest business partner is' date=' in fact, Foxbat.[/quote'] The iFoxbat action figure was my first clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that Steve Job's newest business partner is' date=' in fact, Foxbat.[/quote'] The new model Centipede-mobile is iPod compatible. NT: Products we really hope Apple will decide not to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Products we really hope Apple will decide not to make. Actual apples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Apple Toilet the iPood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Products we really hope Apple will decide not to make. The iFembot. NT: Constellations the IAU left out of the sky when they made the official lists in 1922. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Constellations the IAU left out of the sky when they made the official lists in 1922. The Bottle of Cheap Whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Constellations the IAU left out of the sky when they made the official lists in 1922. The Pam Anderson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Middle Bear aka The Medium Dipper. NT: Los Angeles is getting a professional football team! What shall we name it? (not for reals, just maybes.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Los Angeles is getting a professional football team! What shall we name it? (not for reals' date=' just maybes.)[/quote'] You can't give Los Angeles a professional football team! Now Oakland will want one, too! Okay, how about the Los Angeles Lepers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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