BoloOfEarth Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A hybrid car that is genuinely good for the environment and cheap enough for someone of a medium income to run "It's not my **** planet, monkey boy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Crazy inventions from Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems ("Where the future begins tomorrow"). A five-wheel-drive pickup truck that runs on political promises, NBA player braggadocio, and other forms of hot air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Crazy inventions from Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems ("Where the future begins tomorrow"). The Infinite Pizza Oven. Can cook an infinite number of pizzas at once. NT: Fun things to do with an infinite number of orcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun things to do with an infinite number of orcs. Target practice! (Bolo's orc-hating ranger, Yllek, notches an arrow and grins widely) This must be my birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Infinite Pizza Oven. Can cook an infinite number of pizzas at once. NT: Fun things to do with an infinite number of orcs. Find the infinite number of seals that are barking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Infinite Pizza Oven. Can cook an infinite number of pizzas at once. NT: Fun things to do with an infinite number of orcs. A nice barbeque. NT: Next event Christina Aguilera is scheduled to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Next event Christina Aguilera is scheduled to do. Remedial Civics Class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A firing squad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Next event Christina Aguilera is scheduled to do. The Green Bay Packers, but the public is not invited. NT: Things to do with a cubic kilometer of your favorite junk food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Make a fortress out of it and mock the vegetarians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do with a cubic kilometer of your favorite junk food. The same thing we do every night, Cancer - try to take over the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do with a cubic kilometer of your favorite junk food. Form it into cannonballs and fire them at my enemies. NT: Subtle signs that the architect you hired to build your new house is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Form it into cannonballs and fire them at my enemies. NT: Subtle signs that the architect you hired to build your new house is out of his mind. "I'm hiring Shoggoth construction workers - I hope you're not an Euclidian supremist..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the architect you hired to build your new house is out of his mind. He uses quicksand in his concrete because he wants it to set faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the architect you hired to build your new house is out of his mind. He was inspired by Winchester House. NT: Foxbat's latest Master Plans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat's latest Master Plans! Tries to embarrass the nation by clouding the mind of Christina Aguilera during the National Anthem at the Super Bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat's latest Master Plans! "When I'm finished, nobody will like ice cream anymore!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Robot centipede pets which then turn on everyone so that he can conquer the world. He got the bits from Mechanon and Dr Destroyer. So how can this go wrong ? NT: Ways to upset a dead celebrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to upset a dead celebrity Take one of his signature movies. Remake it. Claim it's better than the original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to upset a dead celebrity Film a biographical drama and have the celebrity portrayed by Pauley Shore or Paris Hilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to upset a dead celebrity One word: colorization NT: Subtle signs that you were Charlie Chaplin in your previous life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you were Charlie Chaplin in your previous life. "For the last time, it's NOT HITLER'S MOUSTACHE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat One word: colorization NT: Subtle signs that you were Charlie Chaplin in your previous life. You come to awareness in the middle of a stage, at the end of a very long joke - And everyone expects you to have the punch line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you were Charlie Chaplin in your previous life. You get seriously involved with a series of 18-year-olds (or younger), even into your mid-50's. NT: Your favorite Superfund toxic waste site, and why. [Comic fiction is encouraged.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your favorite Superfund toxic waste site' date=' and why. [Comic fiction is encouraged.'] We need to clean up that blue spot on the moon. It should be gray like the rest of it. And all those parasites! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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