death tribble Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He does a striptease routine on your car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the police officer who just pulled you over on a traffic stop is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no violence) "I have to write you for excessive antimatter exhalations from your dragon-drawn rolling fern crematorium. Unless you can show me you've got a permit for that multi-quark zartwhortler." NT: Substances that should have a hazmat code, but don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Substances that should have a hazmat code' date=' but don't.[/quote'] Iludium PU-238. There has to be a warning to keep fools from taking apart an Explosive Space Modulatoooor to see what makes it tick. Or give an Earth-shattering Kaboom . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Substances that should have a hazmat code' date=' but don't.[/quote'] Eleven Sauce, the hottest sauce at the local wing joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Various of the political threads on the internet........ NT: Situations where the appropriate reply is 'This is a job for a stripper !' (Difficulty no redecorating or adult entertainment replies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations where the appropriate reply is 'This is a job for a stripper !' (Difficulty no redecorating or adult entertainment replies) "We need a guest speaker for next week's forum. Is Bill Watterson available?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations where the appropriate reply is 'This is a job for a stripper !' (Difficulty no redecorating or adult entertainment replies) We need to remove the gas from this nice spiral galaxy, thereby shutting down its star formation and ensuring its ultimate degeneration into an elliptical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations where the appropriate reply is 'This is a job for a stripper !' (Difficulty no redecorating or adult entertainment replies) Oh, no! Teh Bunneh is in a bad mood! What can we dooooooo??? NT: The real reason Death Tribble's eyes are on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason Death Tribble's eyes are on fire. He was the first psychic to find the Crystal Skull, tracked it back to its point of origin, and asked to know everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason Death Tribble's eyes are on fire. An unfortunate accident mistaking the napalm for the shampoo. Hey, it's an easy mistake to make! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason Death Tribble's eyes are on fire. Some poster mentioned that London is overrated, 'football' is a game involving helmets, and Gillian Anderson is plain-looking and untalented. Again. New Topic: NGD Posters vacationing at Babylon 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Some poster mentioned that London is overrated, 'football' is a game involving helmets, and Gillian Anderson is plain-looking and untalented. Again. New Topic: NGD Posters vacationing at Babylon 5. Death Tribble and Teh Bunneh. ...Oh, wait. That was Babylons 1-3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cancer wouldn't miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: NGD Posters vacationing at Babylon 5. I'm there because Ivonava told me to. When Ivonava tells you to do something, you do it. NT: Non-fatal consequences of not doing what Ivonova tells you to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-fatal consequences of not doing what Ivonova tells you to do. A one-way ticket on the slowest transport Ivanova can find--to the Drazi homeworld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You have to seperate Londo and G'Kar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-fatal consequences of not doing what Ivonova tells you to do. The usual nasty, smelly punishment detail. Cleaning the heads with a toothbrush, picking all the loose neutrons out of the bulkhead walls with your teeth, picking up all the broken empties in the NCO Club on your hands and knees, the usual. NT: New installments in the smash TV show, Death by Boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New installments in the smash TV show' date=' Death by Boredom.[/quote'] "In tonights episode, we'll watch Steve's hair grow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New installments in the smash TV show' date=' Death by Boredom.[/quote'] For tonight's episode, we have a special treat: Ben Stein reading Volumes 1 through 4 of the U.S. Tax Code... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tonight: Political debates between people who all agree. NT: Possible alternative careers for Sarah Palin if her Presidential bid does not work out: Difficulty: No insults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Possible alternative careers for Sarah Palin if her Presidential bid does not work out: Difficulty: No insults. Professional Moose Hunter. And Squirrel Hunter too. Her Pottsylvanian masters will be so proud of her.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ... Difficulty: No insults. Sigh, that lets me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Possible alternative careers for Sarah Palin if her Presidential bid does not work out: Difficulty: No insults. Para-sailin'. All she needs to do is a little Spoonerism with her name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat a stand in for Michael Palin, I'm thinking stunt woman. NT: What Andy Murray needs to do to win a Grand Slam tennis tournament. (Difficulty no killing or disabling the other players) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Andy Murray needs to do to win a Grand Slam tennis tournament. (Difficulty no killing or disabling the other players) Learn how to play the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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