Psybolt Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things we desperately hope will not happen in 2011. Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga duet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Can't rep... thought these were REALLY funny. Someone rep Shadow Hawk for me' date=' please.[/quote'] Tried - He comes up with too much good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things we desperately hope will not happen in 2011. To spite us all the world ends this year. NT: Batman's New Year resolutions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Batman's New Year resolutions Do the Right Thing with Diana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Batman's New Year resolutions This year I promise not to shamelessly manipulate everyone I meet. From now on I will show appropriate remorse after I manipulate everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Okay, since nobody else seems to want it... NT: Batman's New Year resolutions Make Alfred take a day off. He hasn't missed work since 1967. He's due. New Topic: If I had a hammer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If I had a hammer... ...I'd do something about those bleeping folksingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If I had a hammer... I'd be Thor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'd be Thor! I'd be thor too is you hit me with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst ! Michael ! New Topic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If you insist... NT: Subtle signs you're Zeus and don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everytime you get angry, a nearby tree is struck by lightning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gods and Goddesses keep coming to you when they're in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you're Zeus and don't know it. You tell people you were once into golden showers, and you aren't referring to anything disgusting. NT: Might as well roll with it. Subtle signs that you're Ra and don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Might as well roll with it. Subtle signs that you're Ra and don't know it. People around you keep chanting "Ra! Ra! Ra!", and they're not cheerleaders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You tell people you were once into golden showers, and you aren't referring to anything disgusting. NT: Might as well roll with it. Subtle signs that you're Ra and don't know it. You're just about to realize what the shifting symbols on the large gray tube mean, before there's a bright light... ...Nobody said we had to use the mythological version! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everytime you sit down it gets very bright as indeed the sun does shine out of your........ NT: Subtle (and I do mean subtle) signs that the forces of evil (Loki, the Devil etc) are out to get you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle (and I do mean subtle) signs that the forces of evil (Loki' date=' the Devil etc) are out to get you[/quote'] The two clean-shaven, sharply-dressed young men who knock on your door each morning aren't Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, or even the NSA. They're Scientologists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everytime you sit down it gets very bright as indeed the sun does shine out of your........ NT: Subtle (and I do mean subtle) signs that the forces of evil (Loki, the Devil etc) are out to get you Your cat seems very angry at specifically and only the space over your left shoulder. Or, Given the nature of evil - You exist and can be happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle (and I do mean subtle) signs that the forces of evil (Loki' date=' the Devil etc) are out to get you[/quote'] When other people in the office are sent to seminars in Vegas and New York, you have to go to Detroit and Cleveland. NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't a good time to be drafted into the Army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't a good time to be drafted into the Army. It's sometime between August 1914 and April 1919. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't a good time to be drafted into the Army. You have to pay for your own ammunition. And body armor. And travel expenses. And room and board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When other people in the office are sent to seminars in Vegas and New York, you have to go to Detroit and Cleveland. NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't a good time to be drafted into the Army. You've been drafted into an army. If you can't convince your citizens that you have a legitimate need for more soldiers, I doubt your cause is as just as you think. NT: Subtle signs that maybe you should've stayed in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that maybe you should've stayed in bed. For some unknown reason the lawn is on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that maybe you should've stayed in bed. Megan Fox reaches over to your pillow from her side of the bed... disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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