Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate things to say/do for Thanksgiving "Mom? You're eating meat? HOW DARE YOU????" NT: Subtle signs that Thanksgiving Dinner is not going to work out quite the way you planned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Mom? You're eating meat? HOW DARE YOU????" NT: Subtle signs that Thanksgiving Dinner is not going to work out quite the way you planned it. Turkeys With Guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Thanksgiving Dinner is not going to work out quite the way you planned it. You started cooking in July Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Thanksgiving Dinner is not going to work out quite the way you planned it. "Thanksgiving? We did that a month and a half ago, eh?" New Topic: Things for which the Champions are thankful this Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They still exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things for which the Champions are thankful this Thanksgiving. That Foxbat gets to spend the weekend in Stronghold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things for which the Champions are thankful this Thanksgiving. Peace on Earth. HA Just kidding..... NT: Creative ways to shed those holiday pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to shed those holiday pounds Shrinking, 0end, persistant always on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to shed those holiday pounds A man signed up for a "Guaranteed" weight loss program to burn off his holiday pounds. That evening, a gorgeous blonde showed up on his doorstep holding a sign: "If you catch me, you can have me." He gave chase, burning off quite a few calories but was a full block behind her before passing out from the effort. The next day, he answered a knock at his door to see a beautiful burnette holding a sign: "If you catch me, you can have me." Again he gave chase, burning off even more calories and coming within a half block of her before passing out. The day after that, he eagerly answered the door to find a hot redhead holding a sign: "If you catch me, you can have me." He took off after her, actually coming within about 10 yards of her before pulling a hamstring. On the fourth day, he opened his door to find Richard Simmons holding a sign: "If I catch you, I can have you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to shed those holiday pounds Go to Harrod's and pick up the most extensive stuff you can find. NT: Subtle signs the Oregon Duck mascot no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go to Harrod's and pick up the most extensive stuff you can find. NT: Subtle signs the Oregon Duck mascot no longer finds your antics amusing. Someone's hired Daffy to do a hit on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the Oregon Duck mascot no longer finds your antics amusing. He's dressed up like Elmer Fudd, and he's carrying a rifle and a sign that says, "_______ Season" (Insert your name here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You see him on the Jerry Springer show complaining about you. Then they invite on Preseident Obama who is so moved by the Duck's plight that he enacts legislation against you NT: Famous books as written by members of the Hero Community, past or present Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous books as written by members of the Hero Community, past or present Pete and Devin The Brothers Geek written by Psy... oh... wait... you said FAMOUS books..... oh, well...ummmmm Cheap plug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous books as written by members of the Hero Community' date=' past or present[/quote'] "Crime and Punishment" by teh bunneh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous books as written by members of the Hero Community' date=' past or present[/quote'] Death Tribble's Catcher in the Rye; the story of a farm boy who wants to be a champion wicket-keeper but is required to play baseball instead. NT: Subtle signs that the fruitcake you gave your boss has not been received well. (Difficulty: no loss of employment) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Death Tribble's Catcher in the Rye; the story of a farm boy who wants to be a champion wicket-keeper but is required to play baseball instead. NT: Subtle signs that the fruitcake you gave your boss has not been received well. (Difficulty: no loss of employment) You get it back for your performance review. Coincidentally, you didn't get the raise, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the fruitcake you gave your boss has not been received well. (Difficulty: no loss of employment) You get an e-mail from your boss that says 'Thanks for the new doorstop'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He says' You are what you eat so you thuink I'm a fruitcake do you ?' NT: Peter Venkman famously said in Ghostbusters that Dogs and Cats living together. What are the advantages or disadvantages of this ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Peter Venkman famously said in Ghostbusters that Dogs and Cats living together. What are the advantages or disadvantages of this ? Advantage: Cats stop acting so prissy and admit that they'll eat just about anything,l just like dogs do. Disadvantage: Fire station Dalmatians are found to be particularly susceptible to feline influenza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Peter Venkman famously said in Ghostbusters that Dogs and Cats living together. What are the advantages or disadvantages of this ? As Peter Venkman also said, "Mass Hysteria!" Sometimes, you need a little mass hysteria just to shake things up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Peter Venkman famously said in Ghostbusters that Dogs and Cats living together. What are the advantages or disadvantages of this ? Advantage: It simplifies certain problems at the animal shelter. Disadvantage: It takes the mind-destroying excesses of Furries Pr0n that much closer to mainstream reality. NT: Where all the pairs of scissors at Cancer's house have disappeared to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Scissor men have them for the Doom Patrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Advantage: It simplifies certain problems at the animal shelter. Disadvantage: It takes the mind-destroying excesses of Furries Pr0n that much closer to mainstream reality. NT: Where all the pairs of scissors at Cancer's house have disappeared to. *Burp* ...Not a clue. Couldn't say. No idea where they are. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where all the pairs of scissors at Cancer's house have disappeared to. The Frankenstien Monster rally loves grocery store coupons. NT: Subtle signs that the department store Santa Claus is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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